Toy.

...The Dawkster, Dawking.

Now that is how you tease an article.

Some are immune to irony.

Tell me about your favorite color.

https://twitter.com/hurlarious/status/889213344749559808

I found the perfect replacement for Simon Cowell. Miyazaki is brutal with his critiques

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ0K3lWKRc

Oy.

http://www.returnofkings.com/126156/new-amsterdam-law-criminalizes-the-act-of-unsuccessfully-flirting-with-women-in-public

Meet Five Men Who All Think They’re the Messiah

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/08/new-messiahs-jesus-christ-second-coming-photos/

These men say they’re the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. Their disciples agree.

A report from a tabloid, but it sound really nice.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/4084870/girl-virtually-cured-hiv

Police are investigating Florida Democratic Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s longtime information technology (IT) aide Imran Awan for theft and funneling congressional data from members of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, Committee on Homeland Security and Committee on Foreign Affairs.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/05/31/wasserman-schultz-admits-hill-it-security-violations-blames-house-administrators-for-not-stopping-her-video/

The most shocking part is actual support in the comments section.

http://www.boredpanda.com/girls-stop-abuse-boyfriends/

The data breach exposed the names, photos and home addresses of millions of Swedish citizen, including fighter pilots of Swedish air force, members of the military's most secretive units, police suspects, people under the witness relocation programme, the weight capacity of all roads and bridges, and much more.

https://twitter.com/dabitch/status/889722838566883328

"Meet Five Men Who All Think They’re the Messiah"

Rent a football stadium, give them each a sword and let them fight to the death for our amusement. A really money-maker on pay-per-view, I'm sure.

Bonus points if they can reattach any ears that get sliced off. Resurrections prohibited.

Last messiah standing gets crucified!

I like Gog's idea. Question: will they be permitted to summon lightning?

Meanwhile, here's my shocked face.

A federal appeals court on Tuesday struck down Washington, DC's latest attempt to limit residents' right to carry guns in public.

The US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit held in a 2–1 decision that public carrying of firearms is a "core" Second Amendment right, and that the District's regulations amounted to a "total ban" on exercising that right. The ruling breaks with several federal appeals courts that upheld similar regulations in other states.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/zoetillman/a-dc-federal-court-just-ruled-carrying-guns-in-public-is-a

Evergreen State U is about to meet the hammer.

Bret Weinstein, the Evergreen State College professor who was driven from campus by a mob of students earlier this year, is preparing to file a $3.8 million claim against the public institution.

The claim accuses Evergreen State of "fostering a racially hostile work and retaliatory environment" by encouraging the student protests that forced Weinstein to flee campus for his own safety.

The students were upset with Weinstein for objecting to a "Day of Absence" event that called for white students and faculty to leave campus for a day of diversity programming.

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9485

That is shocking Sixclaws, usually such articles are met with cries of sexism

Can Xingtian join in?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xingtian

My favorite version of the tale had the Yellow Emperor cutting of Xingtian's head. But Tian was too proud to grow a new one. Instead he transformed his nipples into eyeballs and his belly button into a mouth and persevered.

Because pride is why most of us don't grow new heads, right? Also, who knew that drunk guys with sharpies were engaging in religious activities.