Let's say you were Steven Pinker, and that you were here to stabilize your luxuriant, grey, man-tastic curly locks with unscented product, and to kick unholy reviewer asses regarding their unwarranted deprecations of your recent bestseller.

And let's say you were out of hairspray.

This is what you would write.

US pulls out of UN's Global Compact on Migration -

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-pulls-uns-global-compact-migration-032908762.html

The inevitability of Kamala Harris?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/282337/

The inevitability of Kamala Harris? ~ I R A Darth Aggie at December 3, 2017 9:21 AM

That's frightening. Not so much because of Harris herself, but because of the people who would be empowered by a Harris victory: the Occupy folks, BLM, the politics of identity folks, the folks who think the power of the government is sacrosanct and must be preserved at all costs (even to the point of a DA using fake confessions).

GOP establishment takes one in the nuts:

Cruz Triumphs Over Corker in $350 Billion Overnight Tax Fight

Pinhead, literally

https://twitter.com/QuestionMThings/status/937394529593909248

Someone finally found a decent use for Coors Light

https://twitter.com/JPY_Kurdish/status/936754969335787520

Make Israel Great Again.

Trump to deliver speech declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel: Report