The Land Of The Weenies
More and more, across the country, we're seeing bans on all sorts of things, lest anyone be the slightest bit disturbed.
Ameera David writes at WXYZ Detroit that the clown costume ban enacted by Oak Park, Michigan, a Detroit suburb near where I grew up, has been reversed:
This year, officials initially said, for the first time, that clown costumes were not allowed in response to feedback from parents who said their kids had anxieties about evil looking clowns.Parents who spoke with 7 Action News said they'd be okay with barring the costume. The reaction comes just a few years after some frightening incidents nationally of people dressing up as clowns and scaring others, in some cases assaulting them.
But today, the city said it would stand down on a blanket ban after getting some pushback from individuals and a clown association who called it unfair.
Today, the city is simply asking that people use their best judgment when picking a costume, bearing in mind that children will be in attendance.
Some city dude who talked to the TV reporter said it isn't just clown costumes; they're "walking back costumes in bad taste."
The safety I think we should preserve is that of the First Amendment.
Should somebody's kids be so anxious that they might be scared by mere Halloween costumes, maybe sit the event out for a few years -- or get them therapy.
If, as the reporter said, there were some assaults and other bad behavior in previous years, well, have the police out there -- not the fashion police.
But there's a very good chance this clown hysteria is just the stuff of urban legends. From a 2016 clown sightings page on Wikipedia: "Most of the 2016 incidents appeared to be wholly unsubstantiated or lacked evidence of criminal activity (with many incidents being deemed practical jokes)..."








"But there's a very good chance this clown hysteria is just the stuff of urban legends."
This. When I was a child, clowns were funny. Only a few very small children (like, pre-toddlers) were ever afraid of them. Chrissakes, we all watched Bozo the Clown religiously every Saturday morning.
There has been something of a cultural shift, because clown characters have been used ironically in a few horror movies. Nonetheless, if a child came to the party dressed as Jason, nobody would bat an eye. I think a lot of people who claim to be afraid of clowns only say that because it's hip.
Cousin Dave at October 26, 2018 6:45 AM
My kids school had a 'fall festival'. DON'T call it Halloween! (ignore the costumes) And while everyone obeyed the name change they also indicated their contempt with it. It's pretty clear there are only one or two people who would have been offended and much more likely there are zero people, but someone was afraid they might be criticized and hence the official command.
And we do have the fashion police. If you want to do the horny priest costume with the flip out dildo, please only flip it out at a private party for adults. Don't do it on a public street in front of granny and the toddlers. We have public decency laws for a reason.
Ben at October 26, 2018 6:51 AM
And I assume that their kids are just fine with ghosts, ax/chainsaw murderers, vampires, witches, etc.
The object of the game is to be scary, duh. Teach your kids to build a bridge and get over it.
Patrick at October 26, 2018 7:15 AM
Thanks, Ben. I think a good rule is: If you're an average person and you suspect that the costume you were going to wear is likely to offend strangers...it will, and there's likely no clever reason to wear it. Have a heart, average person. There are perfectly good reasons why blackface makeup hasn't been acceptable for years, even at Halloween. Or, even, why kids haven't dressed as homeless people for quite a while either. (Of course, the last time it WAS pretty acceptable was in the 1970s, before homeless people became common - as opposed to gutter punks, who choose it as a lifestyle.)
lenona at October 26, 2018 9:19 AM
There is always someone who either doesn't understand or doesn't accept the minimum boundaries most people have. I don't have an issue with the horny priest outfit. At a private party for adults it is fine. But wandering the streets waving a dildo isn't. Same with other genital based costumes. But we still have clueless people like the women in New York standing in public naked and growling to show how powerful they are. And instead revealing how clueless and pathetic they are. Or that preschool in China that had strippers on opening day. Who the heck knows why!
So I am in favor of minimum standards. Banning clown costumes doesn't hit that bar.
Ben at October 26, 2018 9:58 AM
"...some frightening incidents nationally of people dressing up as clowns and scaring others, in some cases assaulting them."
Gosh, maybe they should make a law against assault.
dee nile at October 26, 2018 2:43 PM
When my daughter was 2 she would cry if grandma pushed her stroller--do we ban grandmas? Kids are scared of all sorts of things, from birds to dogs to food items to worms. Ban everything?
Let's remember how halloween originated. Winter in Medieval Europe was when people died: the cold, flu, lack of food. It was a terrifying time. Halloween was sort of a make-jokes-about-death sort of event: ghosts, witches, goblins, etc. costumes. We will show death we are not afraid.
cc at October 26, 2018 5:55 PM
People are hopeless. They seek power over others in the most trivial ways.
How can a costume be offensive to a public which insists that it is entertainment to have a thug shout obscenities on stage while grabbing his crotch?
Radwaste at October 28, 2018 8:58 PM
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