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If you drink milk, you're a white supremacist, according to PETA.

From the article: "Rape is perhaps the single most heinous crime involving both power and violence."

Evidently, PETA's never heard of murder.

Patrick at October 22, 2018 2:12 AM

The Migrant Caravan Invasion - What our president must do to seal the border.

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/271700/migrant-caravan-invasion-joseph-klein

Snoopy at October 22, 2018 4:19 AM

Immigration Expert Jessica Vaughan: Four Ways Trump Can Solve Migrant Caravan Crisis

https://www.breitbart.com/radio/2018/10/21/immigration-expert-jessica-vaughan-four-ways-trump-can-solve-migrant-caravan-crisis/

Snoopy at October 22, 2018 4:20 AM

Court Docs: Obama Admin Targeting of Businesses Ran to Top of FDIC

"New court filings document the extent to which the Obama administration used government power to target disfavored industries, and subsequently sought to avoid responsibility for its targeting program."

https://freebeacon.com/politics/court-docs-obama-admin-targeting-businesses-ran-top-fdic/

Snoopy at October 22, 2018 4:22 AM

How Obama Treated Slain Journalists

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2018/10/how_obama_treated_slain_journalists.html

Snoopy at October 22, 2018 4:23 AM

Judicial Watch uncovered bombshell docs showing that the Obama Admin sent U.S. taxpayer funds overseas to a group supported by the billionaire George Soros, which used that money to fund leftwing political activities benefiting the socialist government of Albania.

https://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-doj-records-show-obama-administration-helped-fund-george-soros-left-wing-political-activities-albania/

Snoopy at October 22, 2018 4:37 AM

A friend of mine Tweeted that Amy Schumer would not be seen in any SuperBowl ads; she was boycotting them for Colin Kaepernick. My friend then remarked that her boycott would be more meaningful if anyone had asked her to appear in any ads in the first place.

So, I responded with, "It would also be more meaningful if anyone could think of a single product that an endorsement from Amy Schumer would encourage them to buy. What would she advertise? Lane Bryant?"

Then, a couple of hours later, I get a response from a total stranger who said, "Summer's Eve. Ever notice the pelicans following her around?"

Ewwwwww! I almost choked on my breakfast when I read that.

Patrick at October 22, 2018 5:08 AM

I had to google Summer's Eve, but it's a legit burn.

Ben at October 22, 2018 6:22 AM

Ben: "I had to google Summer's Eve..."

Douche.

Patrick at October 22, 2018 9:28 AM

Tromping around in someone's back yard in the early morning hours is a bad idea even if you're a duly sworn LEO.

https://www.gunsamerica.com/digest/no-charges-for-homeowner-who-shot-cop-in-backyard/

I R A Darth Aggie at October 22, 2018 12:20 PM

Mongoose Monday? or perhaps Three Days of the Mongoose?