If Amy sang a song, these might be the lyrics.

Still a favorite:

Stewie's Tuba Service

A whipporwill sang to me as I was leaving the house this morning.

No tubas.

Interestingly enough, the tuba started out as an ancient Roman war trumpet.

The voice I hear this passing night was heard
In ancient days by emperor and clown:
Perhaps the self-same song that found a path
Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home,
She stood in tears amid the alien corn;
The same that oft-times hath
Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam
Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.
~ John Keats ("Ode to a Nightingale")

Cats will steal your breath in your sleep

https://twitter.com/stluis_htx/status/1153105125831061504

I got to enjoy the dulcet song of a barred owl this morn. Went well the the sliver of the moon.

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/wokeness-drives-latino-libertarian-to-trump/

Also know as "graft".

Rhode Island Gov. Gina Raimondo is chairman of the Democratic Governors’ Association (DGA). Lobbyist Donald Schweitzer is the DGA’s treasurer and represents IGT, a Brit gambling company. Guess who just got a $1 billion contract to manage Rhode Island’s lottery? Where I’m from in the South (Oklahoma and Texas), that’s called the Good Ole Boys network in action.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/democrats-take-care-of-each-other-you-gotta-problem-with-that-rhode-island-gov-gina-raimondo-is-c/

Hate crime? as noted, whom will the progressives back?

https://pjmedia.com/trending/who-will-liberals-back-veiled-muslim-woman-goes-at-it-with-lgbt-rainbow-flag-marcher/

Seems legit.

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1154779659911016448

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1154465670660329472.html

"whom will the progressives back?"

Simple. The whole thing is the fault of straight white men, because ism and phobia. QED.

How does one become transabled?

https://twitter.com/H_L_Smith_/status/1155098730862800901

Simple. The whole thing is the fault of straight white men, because ism and phobia. QED.

Ah. It will also be their fault when the rainbow flag person gets their head chopped off[*] and stuck on a pike?

[*] or burned alive, thrown off a building, run over by a large vehicle

Wait till one of them decides to run down an entire gay pride parade with a semi. I can hear it now, common sense truck laws.

The Feds are everywhere!

And now, your tech tyranny moment of the evening:

YouTube Rejects Ad From Veterans Ministry Over “Unacceptable” Keyword: “Christian”

The house democrats are running off campaign aides for the sake of "diversity."
https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/texas/article/Top-aides-leave-Dem-campaign-arm-amid-diversity-14256963.php