Linky Locks
My new hair. Haircut by the fabulous Mandy H. at @Floyds99 #Venice pic.twitter.com/9bA5MkT8bx
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) September 1, 2019

Linky Locks
My new hair. Haircut by the fabulous Mandy H. at @Floyds99 #Venice pic.twitter.com/9bA5MkT8bx
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) September 1, 2019





Power coif, Amerz.
Y'know, especially in today's hypercompetitive environment, it's gratifying when teams of young people can take a moment to show that they really comprehend the meaning of sport.
Crid at September 1, 2019 10:15 PM
Consider this, fellow internet-ians!
Crid at September 2, 2019 3:05 AM
If I understand correctly, Bezos' AWS is handily kicking Google's backside in cloud services… Microsoft's and Oracle's as well.
Perhaps you've wondered where he found the capital.
Crid at September 2, 2019 3:25 AM
And of course, supermarket tomatoes have essentially no flavor at all.
Crid at September 2, 2019 4:07 AM
Super cute cut, Amy. A new cut always makes me feel human again.
Feebie at September 2, 2019 6:51 AM
Merci, Cridster! And thanks, Feebie. You totally get it!
Amy Alkon at September 2, 2019 7:34 AM
New record
@MichealConraoi blocked me in three tweets when I dated to point out men's homelessness, suicide, and drug abuse rates were higher than womens
lujlp at September 2, 2019 8:54 AM
Thoughts & Prayers… It's been twenty years, but Conception was one of my first boats.
Crid at September 2, 2019 10:20 AM
Dear God.
Page down for some beauty pix.
Heartbreaking
Crid at September 2, 2019 10:52 AM
In times of crisis, American workers slip the shackles of their corporate identities to deliver their personal touch.
Crid at September 2, 2019 1:05 PM
That's my bunk on the left.
Condolences
Crid at September 2, 2019 2:31 PM
Nice do, Amy.
And, Crid, I was actually able to use a Cavendish banana reference today at the supermarket. Somebody brought up banana candy and i was off to the races with fascinating, but otherwise useless, trivia.
Conan the Grammarian at September 2, 2019 2:35 PM
Keeping your kids grounded in this era of stunning new technology
Crid at September 2, 2019 2:48 PM
We are naturally disposed to partisanship... It's the Chicago way.
Crid at September 2, 2019 3:13 PM
Because the founding fathers in 1776 didn't have the social mores of 2019 The Declaration Of Independence has been invalidated.
https://twitter.com/arlenparsa/status/1168189409549803524
What's even worse is the ridiculous amount of likes he's getting.
Sixclaws at September 2, 2019 3:58 PM
That haircut makes your smile shine so bright.
Sixclaws at September 2, 2019 4:39 PM
Those tomatoes are harvested while they're still green and hard as a rock because at that point they can handle being roughed up during the shipping process.
Then they are artifically matured with ethylene gas for an uniform coloration because humans shop with their eyes and vine-ripened tomatoes don't look as appetizing as their gassed-up counterparts.
Having said that. I find it more jarring the taste of lemon candies. Meyer Lemons are common in North America. But in this part of the Caribbean, Persian Limes and Key Limes are what's being sold on the markets.
Sixclaws at September 2, 2019 4:53 PM
You look amazing!
KateC at September 2, 2019 6:54 PM
“The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells; which when read by a human being risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text.”
Catholic school takes the express dumbwaiter to Dumbassville, Harry Potter edition.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at September 2, 2019 7:49 PM
Because video, it will be easy to explain what happened to the 'rents.
The body language in the denouement is exquisite.
Crid at September 2, 2019 8:34 PM
Charming illustration.
Crid at September 2, 2019 8:40 PM
Very nice hair-do! I like how the allegedly dorky teen turns into the red headed stunner... God has a spotty record on some things, but gets others dead right :)
Hans Tholstrup at September 3, 2019 12:33 AM
Nice hair!
Cousin Dave at September 3, 2019 7:34 AM
Leave a comment