I'd take that deal. So would you.

Woman rips off veterans' charity for $900,000, gets one year in jail.

Bagels.

https://twitter.com/_TheBestDogs/status/1179005570801643520

Mean words a violence, yo.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1179373170081579008

Via today's Maggie's Farm: The New York Times reports on a study suggesting that, well, maybe red meat isn't so bad for you after all.

Snits are copped. Questions are begged.

Antifa's Moob Squad getting primed and ready

https://twitter.com/KenWebsterJrSho/status/1179201661472034818

Actor Fired for Making ‘OK’ Hand Gesture

The gesture was added to the Anti-Defamation League’s database of hate symbols.

From Newsweek:

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-wanted-reinforce-his-border-wall-water-filled-trench-full-snakes-alligators-report-1462515

Most of it:

...During a meeting this spring, he offered a suggestion to stock the border with reptiles, sounding more like the Atchafalaya Basin in Louisiana than a border crossing in the southwest sector of the country.

"Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh," this New York Times report stated Tuesday night.

The report went on to say the president's aides claimed Trump suggested shooting immigrants in the legs if they threw rocks at U.S. soldiers. Trump was told by his advisers that shooting immigrants in the legs, or unleashing snakes and alligators upon them, was not legal.

"The president was frustrated and I think he took that moment to hit the reset button," Trump's former director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Thomas D. Homan said in March. "The president wanted it to be fixed quickly."

Trump had been in a meeting that was only meant for 30 minutes, but extended to a couple of hours before he got hot under the collar over a key issue that helped him get elected in 2016.

"You are making me look like an idiot!" Trump yelled at others in the meeting. "I ran on this. It's my issue."...

CLUE, 2019 Edition

Solved - Jenny McCarthy in the Airport Bathroom with a Husband.

First as tragedy, then as farce.