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Woowoo whack jobs discover trendy new way to get melanoma: 'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by https://t.co/6bq5VwC1tk via @nypost
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) November 29, 2019

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Woowoo whack jobs discover trendy new way to get melanoma: 'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by https://t.co/6bq5VwC1tk via @nypost
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) November 29, 2019





Ironically, your rectum was once euphemistically referred to as a place "where the sun don't shine." As in, "You can take your sanctimonious views and stick them where the sun don't shine." Because this was considered marginally more police than "shove it up your ass."
On another note, with increased traffic today, there's bound to be more accidents. Always ensure you know your relatives' blood types. We lost my grandfather because we couldn't remember his blood type for the EMTs. I'll never forget how, even as he lay there dying, he continued to offer encouragement to us. "Be positive! Be positive!" he said.
Thanks, Grandpa, but sometimes it's so hard without you.
Patrick at November 28, 2019 10:57 PM
Tanus.
JD at November 28, 2019 11:19 PM
This is why I come to this blog!
Like that Moliere character who didn't realize he was speaking prose - I never even knew I had a perineum!
Thanks Goddess!
Ben David at November 28, 2019 11:33 PM
Entitlement culture is now shifting into high gear.
A tasteless video featuring black children dressed as slaves (opening with one of the children holding a gun), performing a rap claiming that they're entitled to reparations.
Patrick at November 29, 2019 12:00 AM
Things are getting ugly in Britain:
https://mobile.twitter.com/LizaRosen101/status/1199996768370511872
Sixclaws at November 29, 2019 2:21 AM
Where, O where, is Lena Cuisina for these events?
Radwaste at November 29, 2019 7:05 AM
Agreeably rough ride.
Crid at November 29, 2019 8:06 AM
Memories of school days make me all misty.
Crid at November 29, 2019 8:09 AM
A fresh dictionary woodcut for "hubris."
Crid at November 29, 2019 8:27 AM
I hate puzzles.
Crid at November 29, 2019 8:35 AM
It looks like the product of a deeply divided committee.
Crid at November 29, 2019 8:41 AM
For your guests who decry thanksgiving as some sort of social justice sin.
https://www.csectioncomics.com/comics/thanksgiving-dilemma
I R A Darth Aggie at November 29, 2019 9:28 AM
"I never even knew I had a perineum!"
Something something sunshine something garden something blossom something warm summertime revealing.
There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm not fishing for it bare-handed.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at November 29, 2019 9:44 AM
A wonderful story.
mpetrie98 at November 29, 2019 10:35 AM
The Old Boys (and Girls) Club does not want to be broken up.
The Real Reason the Dems Want Trump Gone
mpetrie98 at November 29, 2019 10:36 AM
Before you sun, get matching tatoos on each butt cheek. On your back, you spell "MoM". On your knees, you spell "WoW".
(Courtesy of George Carlin.)
Jay R at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM
I didn't know whether to link this.
Crid at November 29, 2019 3:21 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/clayroutledge/status/1200465600801378307
Sixclaws at November 29, 2019 3:54 PM
PSA for Amy, here's the archived version of that What to Wear to Work—When You Work at Home and it shows pictures of the clothing ensembles:
http://archive.is/qXX7r
I don't have a Twitter account for my own safety --I have had too many of Joe Biden's foot in mouth moments.
Sixclaws at November 29, 2019 6:34 PM
Books for Christmastime!
mpetrie98 at November 29, 2019 8:14 PM
Some Greta news.
mpetrie98 at November 29, 2019 8:41 PM
The persecuted church in China.
mpetrie98 at November 29, 2019 8:53 PM
Season's Beatings!
mpetrie98 at November 29, 2019 9:23 PM
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