Sarah Palin wearing a fluffy tutu suit rapping Sir Mix-A-Lot's song Baby Got Back

https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1237920509792260097

I was amused by these tweets. First the NBA and the ChiComs

https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/1237918219647811585

next, the bernie bros

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1237695380374110209

What's even more amusing is that a portion of the replies don't seem to know that a BernieBro threatened to burn Milwaukee to the ground if Sandersnista didn't win.

Latest COVID19 Update (and some perspective): https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/

Women, children, minorities hardest hit.

https://twitter.com/upoff101/status/1237843887458152448

Wuhan Virus humor, first of a series.

It may be a *short* series.

Rule 35: who watches the watchers?

https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-03-12

Remember, the Wuhan Virus is faster than the FDA, CDC and WHO.

Update. The Cleveland Clinic has developed a COVID 19 test that gives results in 8 hours as opposed to the 2-3 days it takes for the other tests. They developed the test in NINE days, I repeat nine. Scientists worked 24/7 once the CDC gave them the okay on 3/2.

https://twitter.com/AndreaR9Md/status/1237879211840303104

Hoax crime.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1237033052464754689

Oh, these children…

Translated from French by Microsoft

The coronavirus dance in South Africa...

Via Paul— This isn't actually a joke, but it includes a familiar smile.

Wuhan Humor #3: Nailed it!

Ben, yesterday: "Hysterical."

Trump, yesterday: "It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away."

You honestly think this doesn't make you look hysterical, Crid? Well, troll on I guess.

Reddit can be a laughably crappy swamp of teen inanity but the current viral outbreak is driving it to new depths of stupidity.

Because I'm, like, an ER doc and, um, it's like rilly rilly bad and there was a guy and he, um, caught it from going to school n stuff and now he's like dead and, yeah, I'm not going to class and you can't make me.

Social media: it's the morons, stupid.

> Well, troll on

You never answered my quiz the other day- How many have to die before you take this thing seriously?… I.E., offer something more than "It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away." ?

☐ 0 - 50,000

☐ 50,000 - 100,000

☐ 100,000 - 200,000

☐ 200,000 - 300,000

☐ 300,000 - 400,000

☐ ~ 500,000

So whatcha got, big boy?

And no, by posting this, I do NOT mean to say, 'avoid taking prevention measures and actions to help other people.'

The power of prayer to deal with coronavirus anxiety

The Bee nails it again!

Nation's Nerds Wake Up In Utopia Where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports Are Canceled, Social Interaction Forbidden

> I do NOT mean to say, 'avoid
> taking prevention measures
> and actions to help

The most appalling thing about the left today, and there are so many things to choose from, is that they compel you to begin with that disclaimer.

They ARE that provincial. They ARE that needful of people to whom they can condescend, however baselessly. They ARE that distrustful of their own cosmology, such that actually going to a church service would be an intellectual risk.

And in Amy's backyard:

As Coronavirus Spreads, Services Coming to Venice Homeless Encampments

I was merely speaking to the religion skeptics, not the Left specifically. The Left is far worse than the people on here who question God.

My disclaimer also points out that faith without works is dead.

Flattening the curve.

Think it doesn't matter if you catch coronavirus? This chart will change your mind.

How many people have to die before you take car's seriously, Crid? How many million must suffer crippling injuries before you change your ways? My GOD! You MONSTER!

There are only 22 deaths in the US. Last I understood Trump was president of the US, not the world. As I said let us know when you decide to stop being hysterical. We really can't tell the difference between that and normal Crid. Help us out here man.

So, you still have no guess for how many will die, no comprehension of the damage happening to intricate systems. Or perhaps you've no experience with exponential phenomena… In this grave hour, you can cling to your adolescent adoration of the Orange weasel. If you just love him hard enough and obsess with all your heart, and really put your ego on the line for him, everything will be okay!

"only 22" — Ben at March 13, 2020 6:47 AM

"33." — Johns Hopkins at 3/13/20 09:53:03 EST

No, ☛ DON'T PANIC ☚.

But don't collapse in fealty to real estate frauds, either: Consider the math thoughtfully before insisting that your teenage ego needs are preeminent.

Yes Crid. 33 people dying means we all must panic. Which is why automobiles must be banned. After all roughly 3000 people died in cars in the US just last month alone. Roughly 2.5 million people die in the US each year!!! QUICK CRID! FLEA THE COUNTRY! It is your only hope!

Indeed! If —in the space of a few hours— the annual tally of deaths by auto accident had increased by half, I'd certainly be packing for a bicycle ride to Los Angeles International.

Or is that not what you meant to suggest? Perhaps you're avoiding the point… Maybe a defense mechanism for stressful times, that River in Egypt.

14 hours after Ben's "22," we're at 47 (Johns Hopkins).

Ben: "Hysterical."

President Trump: "It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away."

Well, maybe this thing deserves some respect… Maybe it's the most important global event in your generation.