Become Somebody! (Becoming A Perpetual Victim Doesn't Count)
In the latest in 50-cent martyrdom, students at UCLA are claiming those automatic soap dispensers are "racist."
For the record, I always thought they didn't work for me in a number of places either because there was someone behind the mirror pulling a prank or my skin was too pale to be distinguished from "sink."
Damjan Tutarkov writes at LaCorteNews:
Automatic soap dispensers can apparently discriminate against people of color, claim students at the prestigious University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA).Sullivan Israel, a UCLA civil engineering student and College Fix contributor, said he recently attended an online discussion on "systemic racism" where some students expressed serious concerns that automated soap dispensers were racist because for black students, they purportedly only worked when the students showed the palm of their hand, which is lighter in color compared to other skin areas.
"As one UCLA student claimed during the debate, automatic soap dispensers "don't see her hands" due to the dark pigment of her skin. As another student reiterated, soap dispensers are racist because they force "black and brown bodies" to show their palms -- "the only light areas of the skin" -- in order to get soap out," Israel wrote in an opinion piece for The College Fix published on Wednesday.
Israel explained that the sensors on automatic soap dispensers do not recognize color and would sprinkle liquid soap for anyone with a pulse, regardless of their skin color.
He continued: "The point here isn't how a soap dispenser works. It's the idea that students at UCLA actually thought that they were designed with white supremacy in mind."
Israel said this was not the opinion of several students, but rather the view of the more than 80 students who attended the online debate.
...For the majority of students, he explains, racism "is not a viewpoint held by a shrinking group of misguided individuals, but rather a secret force that exists everywhere, permeates all things, and wields power over society. Sound familiar? That's because it has a name: conspiracy theory."








Huh, I always thought it was a motion detector... wouldn't black skin contrast more with the light porcelain of the sink?
In any case, I am terrible at setting off automatic soap dispensers, automatic toilets, automatic doors, anything. I always assumed it was because the technology sucked, not because the machines hated me.
NicoleK at April 28, 2021 10:20 PM
I agree with NicoleK. I don't believe the conspiracy against black an brown but I know crummy design when I see it.
Fred Mallison at April 29, 2021 5:31 AM
NicoleK, some setups do have a hard time distinguishing black skin. Of course other setups have a hard time distinguishing white skin. Then there is the issue of just where the device is looking. At this time it isn't obvious if your hands are too high, too low, too close, or too far away. Not to mention what happens when the thing get old and dirty.
As an engineer when I hear someone complaining about racist faucets I say build a better one and sell it.
Ben at April 29, 2021 5:45 AM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been reduced to jazz hands trying to get the stupid auto-anything working in the rest room. And with my Irish heritage, there's no way the machine reads me as anything but white. Racism? Seriously?
In the meantime, this reminds me of an episode of the corporate parody show, Better Off Ted, in which the company's new motion detectors cannot detect black people. As a result, the automatic lights and the automatic water fountains don't work for them. In response to the water fountain issue, the company installs manual fountains for affected employees, placing them where the recycling bins had been - with the old paper-sorting labels still in place, "White" and "Colored." When that doesn't work, every black employee gets a white guy. Eventually, the company goes back to manual switches as providing every black employee with a white guy proved too expensive.
Conan the Grammarian at April 29, 2021 6:08 AM
Every Reagan-loving, money-grubbing, allegedly right-wing parent who sacrificed her children to the education machine because she wanted them to get a prestigious degree from a Vietnam War draft-dodging red-rose-Fabian faculty so they'd be prepared to get out there and get on their knees for corporate America - making powerpoints, accruing debt, being fearful of losing a job or misspeaking - is to blame for America today, with its anti-intellectual, conformist, scared-rabbit "professional" class of fools who think a BA from a directional school makes them a better human being than someone who works with his or her hands.
The Bill Ayerses and Bernardine Dorhns and Woodrow Wilsons and John Deweys of the world let everyone know they were snakes and serpents and scorpions; you can't blame a scorpion for being a scorpion. You can blame the idiot who goes into debt to get his kids that parchment from an institution designed to accomplish Wilson's goal: "The purpose of a university should be to make a son as unlike his father as possible."
There aren't factory jobs anymore. The conformity, domestication, and passification to corporate masters of the vast majority of American people continues unabated - and Pres. Biden will dump billions of debt into offering free conformity training in being a good victim at our nation's community colleges. Being a victim is fitting the mold that they are all shaped into by the "education" apparatus.
El Verde Loco at April 29, 2021 6:16 AM
The full Wilson quote:
Conan the Grammarian at April 29, 2021 6:42 AM
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R68e61e9f9b7731b05092099378517810?rik=BBTl9pwvceFysQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.1ksmiles.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2016%2f07%2frestroom-attendant-100.jpg&ehk=xtYyfIYdQUdcdCX53i2uaZcdfvT%2fdR2k%2bSth0bkIu2E%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw
Would they like this solution? It would create jobs.
Wfjag at April 29, 2021 6:48 AM
I always assumed they used infra red sensors. I too have problems with them and the sensor blow dryers. I might add, with my age I am having increased trouble with biometric finger print detectors. When I last renewed my concealed handgun license the technician was using an optical finger print reader and was having trouble getting a good print. She told me as we get older our fingerprints start getting more difficult for optical devices to see. Of course, (sarcasm on) I think I need to riot against systemic ageism.
Regardless it's nice that diversity, exclusion and intolerance training is working to create a generation of perennial victims.
Bill O Writes at April 29, 2021 6:50 AM
I call Hoax on this one. Someone is having a good laugh playing these "victims" for the following reasons.
1. The natural inclination is to put your hand palm up in order to catch the soap as it drizzles from the dispenser.
2. As mentioned above, these dispensers use movement or heat to sense the proximity of your hand and activate.
3. You would have to be a moron with major paranoia problems to believe that designers spend time, money and effort into designing and installing a feature to make it difficult for minorities to use.
Jay at April 29, 2021 7:55 AM
Most use an infrared detector to "see" elevated temperatures, as those are much less expensive to produce and use.
The other two detecting methods googling came up with use active sensors, and wouldn't be battery friendly IMO. Appears that college students aren't curious how things work.
I R A Darth Aggie at April 29, 2021 8:21 AM
@Darth:
Point of clarification:
When you say that college students aren’t curious about how things work, do you mean —
1. They don’t take the time to look up how IR sensors, generally or when used on faucets, work?; or,
2. They don’t know to put their hands under the faucet near the IR sensor to activate the water flow?
Wfjag at April 29, 2021 8:33 AM
I was talking to a woman from Ethiopia who moved here. At a water fountain she was in line behind some white people and they got a drink and when she got there nothing happened. She thought it was racism. Then someone helpfully showed her that you put your hand under the front and it turns on. She laughed about thinking it was racism, that a water fountain could be racist. But these kids have no sense of humor nor common sense.
What they fail to grasp in general is that lots of stuff is poorly designed, things are not perfect, they are not the center of the universe (which does not care about them), sales people can be rude, and society is not their mother. So they show paranoid symptoms that every inconvenience is racism. I know a black guy who thinks people stare at him because he is black, but it is because he is odd looking and walks with a limp (if anyone is in fact staring).
cc at April 29, 2021 8:46 AM
Mirrors are racist, because they don't show everybody has the same skin color! Conspiracy!
Or this is just the last parody to get the eyeball count up, to make someone unimportant more so.
Can we burn Weird Al now? (Helpful explanation at Wikipedia for those who have no clue)
Radwaste at April 29, 2021 10:42 AM
It's not the best design, but for a very bad design area. Having a motion sensor where the water/soap comes out kind of over-rides the motion sensor since it must ignore the moving water/soap coming out otherwise it would be an infinite loop detecting motion of water/soap causing more water/soap to be released.
For the IR option of it, hot water or a hot day would cause more problems. Even cold water, once it hits your hands cools them off masking your IR signature.
The area is likely to get dirty quickly and often, splashed soap, dirt and water onto the sensors. And since it is not a highly visible part it is less likely to be cleaned. Hand towel ones are better design since the sensor is above the moving item, so can be more sensitive.
But when people assume any problem is racism/sexism/ any other "ism", it will make everything worse.
Joe J at April 29, 2021 11:11 AM
It's anti-white racism of the worst kind: assuming white people are dirty and need soap but black people don't.
Soapism must end.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at April 29, 2021 3:59 PM
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