What Do You Do When There Are No Racist Hate Crimes On Campus?
Of course, make one up!

At Revolver, there's a post about the 7 most ridiculous hate crime hoaxes. Loved this bit about Albion:

The latest in a long and endless list of proofs for this thesis comes from Michigan's Albion College. The college itself is a small liberal arts school, nestled in a town that voted more than 70 percent for Joe Biden last November. The chances that Albion, Michigan, is secretly a hotbed of KKK-style racism are not slim. They are zero, nonexistent.

The hatemongering Black Lives Matter activists of the college simply couldn't handle the lack of racist hate crimes on campus. So one BLM activist at Albion College who wanted to give his life meaning decided to create a hoax. Unfortunately for that student, while it's easy to fake a hate crime, it's harder to trick the police.

More from the Wash Ex's Jake Dima:

A black student has admitted to tagging a Michigan college with racist graffiti in an apparent hoax that prompted protests and outrage from school administrators, police said. Albion Department of Public Safety and Albion College confirmed that a student was responsible for the April 2 graffiti vandalism that left the phrases "KKK," "White Power," and "Die N---- Please" on a university wall.

The 21-year-old, who has yet to be named, was released after questioning on Tuesday, and possible charges will be left to the discretion of the Calhoun County Prosecutor's Office once the investigation is complete.

"Earlier today, we identified the individual responsible for the racist and anti-Semitic graffiti in Mitchell Towers," the university wrote in a Wednesday tweet. "The student, who was acting alone, acknowledged their responsibility for these incidents. They have been immediately removed from campus and placed on temporary suspension while we conduct a full investigation as part of our student judicial process."

Although police confirmed the suspect's race and gender, the school initially did not. Instead, the 1,475-student liberal arts college 100 miles west of Detroit insisted in a statement that the acts were racist and rooted in the school's history of "racial pain and trauma."

via ifeminists