Parents be like "It's everyone's fault but me! REEEEE"

https://twitter.com/RealYungCripp/status/1390501900865392654

If you want this to be keto-friendly, replace the bread crumbs with egg whites.

https://twitter.com/CurtisRemarc/status/1390401658631380997

Two short twitter vid Dad jokes, one of each kind.

These people seem not to understand that time and again, across civilization's flowering and on every continent, literally everything else has been tried. And has failed.

This is maybe the shittiest thing Cowen's ever written, but it's a judgment call.

An okay Spielberg movie was mostly bullshit… Next, they're going to say Close Encounters of the Third Kind was all made up, too.

I wonder who got your reference to Allan Sherman's song from the 60s in your title.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLKcfmf4GS4

I wonder who got your reference to Allan Sherman's song from the 60s in your title. ~ cc at May 7, 2021 1:31 PM

How about the old Downy commercial.

> who got your reference

🙋‍♂️ Old enough to get it, but it was an earlier generation's party record.

Ask about that time I worked with the ancient Chinese secret guy.

(Don't ask, it was pathetic… Not every dream of Hollywood stardom comes true. Besides, the closeup of his foxy wife was the payoff of the spot.)

Factoid from new George Will column: Biden is eight months older than Jagger.

Gas gas gas.

The twitter video joke is as vulgar as can be, and we shouldn't be amused