Heh.

"Woke" - adj. - a person insistent on your addressing them specially, particularly with respect to pronouns, in the unemployment line

People who deny the very definition of attractive assure me with their every action that they have nothing whatsoever to offer.

https://babylonbee.com/news/teenage-boys-suddenly-less-interested-in-finding-victorias-secret-catalog-in-the-mail

How to kill a brand in 3...2...1

If you think the company's in financial trouble now, just wait for the day when the company's "woke" catalogue features a trans "woman" with a penis hawking skimpy panties. Or a 5'2" 300lb woman pushing skimpy nighties.

Rural,
VS, owned by L Brands, will be spun off as a stand-alone enterprise within the company. The founder and former chairman agrees with you.

June 13, 2021, Barron's:
> L Brands ’ former leader Les Wexner and his wife, Abigail, recently sold large blocks of the retailer’s stock through trusts they control. Sales totaled $326.5 million, or $65.30 per share,

A quick glance at this May, 2021 NYT article shows a Christmas miracle in 2020. If I were cooking the books at L Brands, I would use that as an opportunity to assign all the debt I could to the VS brand. When it tanks after the spinoff, (seriously, it's a brand for olds) we use the Sears & Roebuck strategy - a slow collapse into bankruptcy.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2021/05/11/business/dealbook/l-brands-victorias-secret.amp.html

"Stop staring at my tits, you running-dog capitalist lackey".

That's going to sell well in Soytown.

Unrelated and far less sexy:

A work email claims that having had the actual COVID-19 virus is not as effective against infection as being vaccinated against it.

What?

This is furry porn:

https://twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1405702805948538881

> This is furry porn

It's good to be warned off like that, Six.

> What?

Tell you what, Raddy, just find a competing news squib that makes the opposite case, and then just choose whichever one you want to believe.

I mean, that would be an insane way to respond… But if the past two years have shown us anything, they've shown that to be the American way of processing information.

And the worse part of it all? There will be zero consequences for the culprits:

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1405557521536987139

With Victorias Secret who is the target? Young women who will buy their stuff. Young leftist women refuse to do anything to make a man happy for no reason also often broke, young conservative women, there rent many. And they will buy one or two or get them as gifts. Who will buy a constant stream of expensive lacy items girls on Only Fans. Probably Victoria's biggest consumer group, not what I would consider a traditional or conservative audience.

Just a reminder to parents with kids who love to watch other playing videogames on the internet:

https://twitter.com/malkavianmirror/status/1405926827089084417

It's good to be warned off like that, Six.

If you think about it, it's about a guy dressed as a bat doing it with a woman dressed as a cat.

Comic book fans somehow don't like it when people call Batman a furry.

If you think the company's in financial trouble now

Going broke! We need to generate buzz! Go woke! *buzz* How did we go broke?

There will be zero consequences for the culprits:

Other than if they're still around for the next Big Pandemic, and the public ignores them. But yeah, not personally paying a price.

Well, irresponsible members of the "public" won't personally pay a price, either. But I figure if those who couldn't keep their shit together for Covid will be as useless for every other kind of civic crisis: Weather/Environmental, political, economic, warfare, whatever.

2020 was socially revelatory.