Whole Foods Employee Instructs Half-Witted Shoppers
My favorites from this Best Of Craigís List posting from a Whole Foodster:
*Food is for SALE at Whole Foods. On the days when there aren't samples out exactly when you get out of yoga for you to feed yourself and your toddlers and your au pair for free, you can still purchase some of what you sampled yesterday. Judging by what you drive, you can afford it.*Having ongoing, localized headaches? Oh sure, the 23 year old with the lip ring is the first person I'd go to.
*You goad: How can you work here? Doesn't Whole Foods bust unions? So don't shop here. Go bug Safeway for organic caperberries.