Todayís Icky Press Release
Wrap your husband around your little finger -- dead or alive!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
A Forever Memorial
Memorial Diamonds are Natural Diamonds infused with the cremated remains of the loved ones. This is an Enternal Remembrance to be passed through the generations. To create this precious Heirloom, 5 grams of cremated remains are incorporated for eternity within the diamond. This everlasting memorial can be ordered at selected funeral homes in the USA and Canada. You are kindly invited to visit our website and please feel free to contact us for further information, we remain at your complete disposal.
Sincerely,
Memorial Gems Laboratories
No...please tell me they didnít just say "we remain at your complete disposal."