Not Another Dull Request For Love Advice
It came in just after the e-mail from the panties sniffer, who was thrilled to announce:

"I recently discovered a conventional term [Barosmia] for the fetish I have and that is arousal by the natural odor of an adult woman."

Oh, goody. Thanks for sharing.

At least he didnít ask me to be the Barosmia PR lady:

"Hi Amy, I am writing a novel. I am not a writer but I do have someone to assist me with the revising and some researching. I believe my novel is something you have been waiting for. I live in the city of Santa Monica and I am a low income parent with two boy. I would like to submit my synopsis to you hoping that you may be able to help me bring it to life and possibly promote my book. I guarantee you won't regret it. This book will blow your hair way back!"

ME: Was there any trash you wanted me to take out or laundry you wanted me to do?

Cathy Seipp writes wittily, as always, about this sort of thing:

"...When people, especially men, learn I am a freelance writer, I seem to be wearing a T-shirt that reads: 'Let Me Be the Handmaiden to Your Genius.'"

Posted by aalkon at July 21, 2003 11:14 AM