Aliens Ate My Brain!
The problem with idiots who believe in aliens is that the aliens who supposedly kidnap them for experimentation seem to do just about everything to them but sterilize them. Hence, this website featuring the drawings of children whose parents take them seriously when they tell them they shared their lunch with little green men:
"...children who were abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids. The drawings show different aspects of the alien abduction phenomenon and include cruel medical procedures performed on children, children boarding alien spacecraft with other aliens, children playing with alien/hybrid children so the alien/hybrids can learn how to be human, and children being taken by aliens against their will..."At least the alien-deflecting ìthought screen hatî (scroll below the drawings) is relatively nondescript; perhaps preventing children who wear it from a lifetime of teasing for being the offspring of blithering idiots.
They may as well be Scientologists...
Cecile at August 11, 2003 2:41 PM
Getting into Scientology could be quite the time-saver, allowing them to have their brains reprogrammed right on earth.
Amy Alkon at August 11, 2003 7:09 PM
Just when I thought that people had given up on all this alien abduction crap...
Yeah, like kids don't have imaginations rife with ideas of fooling gullible adults into believing every incomprehensible idea that comes out of their devious little heads. "Of course my baby is telling the truth! She'd NEVER lie to her mommy!"
Yeah, well...then who ate all the chocolate chip cookies? A little troll who pushed his way through her bedroom wall? Sounds like a good cover story to me.
Clarkified at August 12, 2003 7:23 AM
It sounds kind of creepy. I can't help but imagine that kids who say they've been abducted by aliens have really just been hanging out with Mr. Rogers a little too much.
Lena Cuisina at August 12, 2003 11:59 PM