Theocracy Now!
Just what the world needs, more pregnant poor women who can't care for their hungry babies! Well, thank George Bush for fulfilling that need, by expanding a White House policy that "prohibits federal funds from going to international organizations that perform abortions or lobby foreign governments to liberalize their abortion laws." (Don't forget that many fundamentalists consider mere contraception a form of abortion.) Well, I'm sure Mr. Bush, with his commitment to the "right to life," will be coming right around with funds to help all those poor women with 12 starving children have the right to a nice hot lunch...for the rest of their lives.
(via ifeminists.net)