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Welfare For Rich, Famous People
You canít visit David Geffenís Malibu beach house. Itís private property -- and off-limits to all hoi polloi -- unless it gets flooded. Thatís where the hoi polloi come in. Make no mistake: we polloi still donít get to visit. We just get to pick up the cost of rebuilding after the flood. Sweet, huh? Just like Bill Clintonís deal for his new offices -- those four times the size of his digs in The White House. Donít you worry that heíll be cracking into the $12 million he got from his recent book deal to pay the rent. Itís you and me whoíll be picking up the tab -- as we do for all ex-presidents -- rich, obscenely rich, or poor. The same goes for all the rich old people sucking off Medicare. At what point do we say, ìYo, moneybags, pick up your own damn tab?î

Posted by aalkon at September 23, 2003 8:50 AM