It's Easier To Buy Crack Than Wine in NYC
Supermarkets aren't allowed to sell wine; only liquor stores can (and they're closed on Sundays, thank you very much). Hello? This is New York City. You can score crack easier than you can a bottle of Merlot.
Speaking of wine, here's a terrific (and fun) wine review site, winestooge.com. I love the way he sums up the wine, too -- with one, two, or three Advils:
The better the wine, the more you drink, the bigger the headache, the more Advil it earns. May Bacchus pity a wine with no headache.
(NYC prohibition link via Reason's blog)
Posted by aalkon at August 20, 2004 9:52 AM
Comments
I like crack better than wine anyway.
Posted by: Lena in Furs at August 20, 2004 2:04 PM
Yeah, quit picking on crack addicts just because they're able to get their drug a little easier.
And if you really need wine on Sundays, there's always Catholic church.
Posted by: LYT at August 21, 2004 3:39 PM
And if you're really nice, they'll fuck you in the ass too!
Posted by: Lena, Altar Boy to the Stars at August 22, 2004 9:06 AM