When Good Housekeeping Goes A Little Too Far
I don't know about you, but I've never had the desire to turn my upright vacuum into a bunny or any other form of "decorative conversation piece." From time to time, I have felt the urge to turn my toaster oven into two raccoons humping each other -- but I can't seem to find that cover anywhere.
Give me some time and I can put that together for you.
Sheryl at October 5, 2004 6:23 PM
Sheryl, it's good to know you're the go-to girl for raccoon rutting art.
Amy Alkon at October 5, 2004 9:53 PM
One wonders if a similar cover exists for the Dyson vacuum cleaners (grin). There a horrible grey-and-yellow one sitting in a corner here. I'm just dying to make it into a decorative conversation piece - perhaps a crouching pitbull, for example, or, ý la limite, a giant ocean seashell. Just the thing for aperitif hour !
L'Amerloque at October 6, 2004 12:29 PM
Amy, I aim to please.
Sheryl at October 6, 2004 6:26 PM
Oh my god! Amy, can I use that photo on my blog?! It is too horrendous and so perverse I must tell all my friends about it!!! Where did you find that thing and how are your eyes recovering?
Mvo
mvo at October 9, 2004 12:50 PM
You most certainly can -- if you credit me -- Amy Alkon, advicegoddess.com -- and I would appreciate if you slavishly advertise my site!
Amy Alkon at October 9, 2004 8:48 PM