The Church Of Hot Monkey Love
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals/So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel."
--Lyrics of "Bad Touch," by the Bloodhound Gang, included in testimony to the U.S. House Judiciary Committee a few years back by a frightened creationist. Spotted in Steven Pinker's brilliant book, The Blank Slate, The Modern Denial Of Human Nature. Highly recommended. The book and the hot monkey love.
Then again, I'd hate to be species-ist.