Sex Toys For Boys
Get your Fleshlight here.
Cleverly disguised as an ordinary flashlight, it's easy to store and transport without drawing attention. Fleshlights are available in a wide variety of colors, scents and orifices.
This link is "Not Safe For Work" (unless you work for Larry Flynt). You've gotta love a product that's available in a "wide variety of...orifices."
What great fun! Hopefully this will become the toy of choice for enlightened judges with more discreet, albeit flavorful, tastes than the one used by the whoosher in Oklahoma...
see http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html
Doug at February 14, 2005 4:38 AM
The lavender version was modeled on my very own lovehole. The molten plastic was a little bit painful at first, but drag queens like me will do anything for some quick cash.
Lena at February 14, 2005 8:20 AM
Or as Ed would have said to Johnny about the wide variety....How wide are they?
I heard they're thinking of a pocket sized model called the Fleshlite.
And the blonde that got one for her boyfriend, but took it back because the batteries kept falling out.
And the Lena model...The Leaping Lena. For all you old fans of the late Chick Hearns.
allan at February 14, 2005 7:29 PM
chicky baby!
I'm so damn old I remember Jerry West, Wilt, Jim McMillan, Happy Harrison and Gail Goodrich! Remember when we used to hate Kareem???
eric at February 14, 2005 7:47 PM
Kareem? Hell, I used to watch him play for the Bucks in Milwaukee when he was still Lew Alcindor. My pa took me to a game now and then. I still have a few pictures I took with my 110 of Lew, Bobby Dandridge, The Big-O (Oscar Roberston), and Brian Winters as they headed for the locker room at halftime. Those were the days when an impressionable kid could sneak down to the floor from the cheap seats without getting arrested.
As for the Fleshlight, I'm thinkin' ya could probably score a used one for cheap on eBay.
RKN at February 14, 2005 8:06 PM
As long as we're confessing oldness, I saw this gangly freshman from NYC named Alcindor in Pauley when I was a sophmore at CSLB, without the U in the middle. Gotcha on the age, I guess...and get out of the popcorn machine guys. Chick the Hearn, Vin the Scully. Enberg doing the way back 60's UCLA games on ch 5. KHJ boss radio. Lloyd Thaxton. Got on tv on that show and proceeded to make up all these goofy dances to embarrass the girl I was with. The older I get the better I, and 'it', used to be. Did you remember whose running leaning shot Chick named the leaping leana? Just had to borrow it for the fabulous Lena's model of the whacker jacker.
allan at February 14, 2005 11:07 PM
Chick the Hearn? Vin the Scully? The last 4 blog-posts just went completely over my beehive wig.
Lena at February 15, 2005 12:15 AM
Kareem back in the Bucks days was enemy #1- especially after he hit Happy Harrison and Wilt came lumbering down the court with blood in his eyes. Kareem wasn't staying for that party! I did get to shake his hand though, when I was about 10 or so, at a Harlem Globetrotters exhibition game.
Does anyone know what a Lakers ticket costs now? What is the price range?
The "used on Ebay" thought made me wretch. I wonder if proper etiquette is for the buyer or seller to hose the fleshlight out...
eric at February 15, 2005 9:19 AM
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