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A Fuggin' Funny Way To Talk About A Short Dress
Fug sister Heather writes about Amy Smart's short yellow slip dress:

Are you not in the least bit concerned that the wrong gust of wind or the right long lens might accidentally put the "pap" in "paparazzi"?

Note to Amy: Flip-flops are not shoes unless you need to step on something besides the rug or the bathroom floor tiles when you get out of the shower.

And the foot spats are just beyond the beyond. This chick looks like a lawn jockey from the ankles down.

And, finally, if Robert Downey is going to look like this on a regular basis, he should pass out hard drugs to anybody he passes in daytime.

Posted by aalkon at June 4, 2006 10:18 PM

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> This chick looks like a
> lawn jockey

She can hoist my lantern. She can watch over my zoysia. She's a jockey? I'll be her pony. She can...

Awright, enough.

Posted by: Crid at June 5, 2006 12:12 AM

The Downey suit has some humor value, but he's too old and boiled down from drug use to pull it off. Give it to Justin Timberlake. He'd do it JUStice for sure.

Posted by: Lena Loves JT at June 5, 2006 7:52 AM

At this point in his life, do you really think Robert Downey Jr. gives a shit?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at June 5, 2006 9:39 AM

He obviously does give a shit. Otherwise he'd settle for looking good over looking clever or "interesting."

Posted by: Lena at June 5, 2006 6:53 PM

It appears he dresses to the right...

Posted by: Eric at June 6, 2006 8:37 AM

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