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"Hey, Sugar Tits!"
How I'd like to be referred to from now on. If it works better for you, you can pretend you're Mel Gibson, drunk off your ass and slurring the Jews. Hmmm, since he claims to own all of Malibu...does that mean there's a little Jewish blood in there somewhere?

Posted by aalkon at July 30, 2006 10:00 AM

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Yeah, going to Malibu to complain about Jews is like... Whatever.

What do you think should happen to this guy?

It only took him a few hours to sober up and apologize abjectly. I have some experience making an ass of myself with alcohol, and it's not fair to call it truth serum... He probably doesn't feel that way about people, and would never have been so abusive if sober. A bad day for a famous, exemplary Christian.

Sugar Tits is funny.

They say there's a video out there.

Posted by: Crid at July 30, 2006 10:22 AM

Well, the Jews don't seem to have stopped Mel from having it all. I guess there's been some slacking off in the owning the world department!

Posted by: Amy Alkon at July 30, 2006 11:12 AM

Amy, Sugar Tits sure beats the hell out of "Christ Killer", which Gibson effectively communicates in his Smashing of the Christ movie. Gotta watch out fer dem Jews if you claim to be a Saviour of the World!

Posted by: Bill Henry at July 30, 2006 12:36 PM

I've been out on parole since childhood for my role in Jesus' death.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at July 30, 2006 1:08 PM

Everybody slurs when they're drunk. That's why at first they thought he was angry at some sort of horrible "juice".

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at July 30, 2006 3:07 PM

Hmmm...dunno if I know you well enough to call you "Sugar Tits".

How about "Sucrose Mammaries"?

Posted by: RedPretzel at July 31, 2006 5:23 AM

There's a...sorry...huge difference.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at July 31, 2006 7:54 AM

Amy "Sugar Tits" Alkon... has a nice ring to it. As does "Officer Sugar Tits" (bet the boyz in blue are having a field day with that one). I know I'm not the only one who thinks that was an inspired insult, better than "Up your nose with a rubber hose!" and nearing the perfection of "You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!" Please, please post a photo the officer with the alleged Sacs-'O-Sucrose™. If they are indeed honeyliscious, my new slogan will be "Mmmmmm, sugar tits, ggglllglglgrrglgg".

Posted by: Hasan at August 1, 2006 10:03 AM

Judgment is reserved, but Gibson's second apology (8/1/06) hit most of the right notes.

Posted by: Crid at August 1, 2006 4:30 PM

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