Red, White, And Blue-er
All together now: sung to the tune of Frank Sinatra's "All Of Me":
Sodomy - why not take (come on get) sodomy...
Catchy, huh?
And, quite frankly, plenty of straight heteros want it, too. (Use lube, boys and girls, and take it slowly.)
Oh yeah, and while the religious nutters are against the homos having anal sex, it's apparently become a clever way for all their "chaste" offspring to remain "technical virgins" at 15 while doing stuff that would probably make the Whore of Babylon blush.
Hey, Girls: If your boyfriend's ugly, taking it from behind lets you avoid looking at him while you're fucking.
Lena at November 10, 2006 6:45 AM
Here's the more pressing question; how many women are really into it? and more specifically, at least to me, what do you find erotic about it?
Scott at November 10, 2006 10:59 AM
Apparently it's more enjoyable for men, because of the prostate gland. It's the male G-spot!
I don't enjoy it much.
Chris at November 10, 2006 12:35 PM
Nothing makes me feel quite as appreciated for who I really am than a merciless ass-fucking. In fact, my entire sense of self-worth depends on sodomy.
Lena at November 10, 2006 2:31 PM
I think if you're a straight female, and you love a man, this is a favor you do for him. If you love someone, you love getting him off. As a female with a smidge of experience, that's my take.
Jaylyn at November 10, 2006 4:39 PM
A favorite joke among my straight women friends:
The mortuary director asks the newly widowed woman if there are any special arrangements for her husband, the deceased. She answers, "I want you to cut off his dick and shove it up his ass." The mortuary director, who has heard it all, assures her this will be done.
The next day at the viewing, there are two little tears running down the dead man's face. The widow leans in close, dabs the tears with her hanky, and whispers, "See, you jerk, it DOES TOO hurt!"
deja pseu at November 10, 2006 5:20 PM
Women are wired differently as I'm sure you know. This allows for the possibility of extreme enjoyment of anal sex.
Not that I know anything about it.
But fabulous, can't-get-it-any-other-way climaxes are par for the course with some ladies while in the act of anal intercourse.
Of course I'm just guessing.
Anal sex and a vibrator in combination can make you lose your mind.
So I'm told.
Deirdre B. at November 10, 2006 9:17 PM
Why the vibrator "in combination," Deirdre? Why not just engage in a little DP (double penetration) with 2 real penises?
Lena at November 10, 2006 9:45 PM
I love anal sex. It is awesome. In fact, I love the phrase "merciless ass-fucking." (Thanks, Lena!)
Melissa at November 11, 2006 10:17 AM
Why the vibrator "in combination," Deirdre? Why not just engage in a little DP (double penetration) with 2 real penises?
Because my "real penis" would object.
Besides, I was thinking more Hitachi Wand action.
Deirdre B. at November 12, 2006 7:34 AM
Not that I know anything about that kind of stuff.
Deirdre B. at November 12, 2006 7:48 AM
just a light jasmin kiss,
caressing your cheek,
like the fragile wings of,
a dancing butterfly
French Lover at November 13, 2006 10:42 PM
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