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Does Eric's Butt Look Fat In These Pants?
He really wants to know. And, yes, I've already chastised him for wearing corduroy, a fabric which should be banned.


Posted by aalkon at February 26, 2007 7:14 AM


Eric, I'm sorry but Amy's right. The pants don't do you any favors, and the dark brown corduroy gives off a sad and dingy 70's vibe. Burn 'em.

Posted by: deja pseu at February 26, 2007 2:50 PM

Take them off first. Privately.

Posted by: Crid at February 26, 2007 3:08 PM

Hey, look out for that falcon!

Posted by: Paul Hrissikopoulos at February 26, 2007 3:41 PM

It's unanimous, Eric - those pants definitely make your butt look big, in addition to being fugly.

Posted by: Melissa at February 26, 2007 4:08 PM

um...wasn't this the page with the coupon codes for 10 percent off a 96 pack of huggies?


Posted by: André-Tascha at February 26, 2007 7:20 PM

Less fat than...just not good. Kind of square, really. Please get rid of the pants. The bird's cool, though. Keep the bird.

Posted by: Kimberly at February 26, 2007 10:24 PM

Actually, if you look quickly, it appears that the bird is about to land on Eric's shoulder. Then, the way his arms are spread wing-like, it's like he and the bird are one. Very spiritual. It's a sign.

On a side note, your ass is fine. It looks like you can probably move it when it counts, which is all that matters.

Posted by: kg at February 27, 2007 7:38 AM

Corduroy is cool ‘cause when you walk it makes a swooshing noise. The fatter the persons legs the louder the sound. Kind of like back up horns on big trucks, it gives you advanced warning.

Posted by: Roger at February 27, 2007 10:09 AM

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