Like A Bunny To The Slaughter
I love when they accuse me of naivete and lack of "sophistication" for printing the truth about Islam.
In this case, I mentioned in my column the fact that, in Muslim countries, you can be given 100 lashes for having premarital sex (true). And then, that there was a woman in a Saudi Arabian Starbucks who was arrested by the religious police and taken to jail for sitting next to an unrelated male in Starbucks (he was a coworker, and they went there to use the Wifi after theirs in their office went out). (Also true.) (I quoted the Times of London, although there were numerous news reports on this.) Oh yeah, and I also mentioned that "slut can equal death" in this culture. (Also true.)
A reader (who turns out to be a woman, writes):
In a message dated 3/29/08 1:15:41 AM, DELETED@pdx.edu writes:Dear "Advice Goddess",
How about doing your homework before you glibly and unceremoniously perpetuate gross stereotypes of Muslims? First, there are plenty of "Western" Muslims -- ever hear of Bosnia or Chechnya? Second, citing one anecdote from "The Times of London" does not an argument make nor does it tell us anything about those who practice the world's fastest growing religion. Maybe turning the tables would make for some good anti-American humor. Did ya hear the one about the wacko WASP who put his baby in the microwave and how his wife defended him by saying the devil made him do it? Who could ever trust those crazy Christians with kids??!! And, what about that NY governor who couldn't keep his pants zipped and overpaid for hookers? See how sexually greedy and economically stupid politicians really are??!!
My 19 year old students are more sophisticated about religious, political and cultural issues. You should know better!
Dr. C.E. A
My response:
I think you are the one who needs to educate himself on Islam. I am an atheist who saw Muslims the way I see astrology buffs -- as people who believe, without evidence, in some silly stuff. But, astrology buffs don't want to convert, kill, or tax me (dhimmitude) because I don't believe that what Cancer is doing with Capricorn has relevance to my life.After 9/11, which happened just blocks from my old Tribeca apartment, I began educating myself on Islam. Your ridiculous attempt to defend it with by calling it "the fastest growing religion" should be beneath anybody who has a job a professor. Of course, the spread of Islam is of great concern to me, and should be to you and everyone who values free speech, Enlightenment values, and life itself. What I wrote is not the least bit untrue -- which is why you could only offer the lame defense of Islam's growing popularity.
Here's a film you need to see:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8105709395775858867
Here's Fitna, on private servers, since followers of "the religion of peace" put out death threats against the other servers that were showing Wilders' film:
http://www.ajm.ch/wordpress/?p=1028
You dare to compare Spitzer's private behavior or make up some story about a WASP who puts a baby in a microwave to the sickness that is Islam? Do you find that there are preachers and rabbis standing on pulpits around America commanding their flock to slaughter those who don't believe as they do?
Also, in Canada, there was a poll last year that 12 percent of Muslims condoned burning down Parliament and murdering the Prime Minister. That's 84,000 people.
Furthermore, there was much I left out of that column, including the horror in Iran for homosexuals. They are executed, but there is an option -- they can go through gender reassignment surgery (have their genitals cut off) and live with their boyfriends as a "woman." That is, until they commit suicide, as many do, per Arsham Parsi, of the Iranian Queer Organization, who I interviewed for the column on the topic. That didn't make it in, but is more barbaric than what I did include.
I criticize American ways plenty; for example, the way we raise children -- which is much better done by the French. The difference: While I've had readers write me in the past few weeks to warn me that I could be endangering my life by criticizing Islam, for all the virulent criticism I've made of American practices and Judaism and Christianity (for evidence-free belief in god, and the coverup of pedophile priests in the case of the Catholic church) I have never, ever had a Jew or Catholic write to threaten my life or anybody suggest that my life could be in danger from criticizing these religions.
Your lack of education and knowledge about Islam, and your assumption that you know what you're talking about is dangerous and disgusting arrogance. Be glad there are people like Robert Spencer and Wilders and Ayan Hirsi Ali to defend the likes of you from "the religion of peace."
You're a bunny to the slaughter. -Amy Alkon
Wait! There's more! She writes back!
Here's her e-mail I got this morning:
In a message dated 3/30/08 6:14:11 PM, DELETED@pdx.edu writes:Yup, I called it! You are the scariest kind of bigot -- one who attempts to justify her fears and ignorance by citing yet more anecdotal nonsense or drawing false analogies. As if an entire faith can be reduced to such simple terms or compared astrologists who ascribe to a pre-Copernican view of the universe! But, I've noticed your tendencies toward reductionism for quite awhile now, as your columns have become less funny and more redundant. You're as bad as the Christians who defend their right to abuse their wives because the Bible says it's OK. I too was in NY on 9/11. I had a good friend who was severely injured and driven to the hospital by a Muslim from Bangladesh, and one of the cops from my old Queens neighborhood is a Muslim from Pakistan who is now suffering lung disease due to being among the first to respond -- but you can freely choose to ignore anecdotes like those as they won't fit your limited worldview. Muslims aren't trying to kill you, my dear -- funny how you take it so personally -- any more than astrologists or those in the Christian Identity or Aryan Nation movement are. Perhaps if you'd been in Oklahoma City when Tim McVeigh hit, you have thought he and all the others in his crazy, right-wing Christian club were aiming for you too. Finally, it's not a "defense" of Islam to say that it's the fastest growing religion -- I was simply stating a fact. But, subtle distinctions between empirical claims and normative claims are evidently lost on you. Well, I've wasted enough time trying to educate the arrogant and ignorant, so I'll quit while I'm ahead. As for my discipline, let's just say it largely began with a man who was considered the wisest of all simply because he was aware of his own ignorance.
The Muslims are coming! The Muslims are coming! Be afraid, be VERY afraid!
I wrote back:
Did you read the links I sent you? Muslims ARE trying to kill all of us. The Koran commands it.There are a handful of Christians who kill abortion doctors and the like, but preachers are not up on the pulpit commanding it. Imams are.
I've posted your previous e-mail on my blog. I removed your name from what you wrote because I felt sorry for you, but I'd be happy to put it back on. Please advise whether you stand by your words, or whether you just thought you'd quietly insult me for not knowing my stuff and get away with it. FYI, I write one column a week because my column is so heavily researched. I read the same journal articles as researchers working in the field and put science in my column you don't find elsewhere. Perhaps you should instead be reading "Dear Abby"?
The fact that you respond back with insults about my writing, and anecdotes about two Muslims you know who are not following their religion's dictates to kill, convert, or tax into dhimmitude all of us "infidels" (do you even know what dhimmitude means?) and not with any substance about the facts I posted, makes me disgusted yet again that you're teaching at a college.
The Muslims are coming, and first and foremost, for Geert Wilders, and anybody else who dares criticize their religion. --Amy Alkon

