If his entire motivation for becoming a producer is to get laid, I bet that shows, and I bet his career hasn't been that successful, either. Regardless, people with entitlement complexes just aren't that attractive.

Regardless, people with entitlement complexes just aren't that attractive.

Dang, you nailed that one, Jessica! o_O

I think the most is mostly for laughs.

Sounds tragic. Almost as tragic as Hillary Clinton.

Worked for all the right people. Put up with intollerable degrdation at the hands of her own husband in a sick farce of a marriage for DECADES. All on the off-chance that "standing by him" would one day make her the first female president.

And now, after all the overly-scripted lies and and a lifetime of loveless obfuscation, it's NEVER going to happen.

She sacrificed her integrity, her good name, and endured a loveless marriage for nothing.

What a wasted life.

The best thing Steve Jobs ever said was "Real artists ship." There are a lot of fuckers who sit around talking about how computers ought to work (such as myself). But the guys who have meaningful opinions actually send products to stores so people can decide if they want to buy them. Even if the companies fail, they've had a piece of the action.

Same with producers. Until he's actually got a project out there --even a kid's film-- who cares where he went to college? In my freshman year, I was a world-famous rockstar guitar player. In a dorm room. Reading a lot of Playboy.

And and and, regarding Snoop's comment: Hillary would happily throw the Democratic party (my Democratic party) overboard in order to be President. Whether her life is "wasted" is her own beeswax, but she's done nothing for anyone else's... At least, nothing that didn't require spending your money.

I had to go back and check the date on that one. It wasn't April 1st.

His problem is that he isn't famous or rich or powerful enough to get away with bad manners.

The solution is obvious: Embezzle from the studio. He's not going to get manners or power or fame at this stage of his life. He can always find an "actress" who will "love" him for his "personality."

It's a joke guys, even if it's not April 1. It's fun, if not terribly rewarding, to write for Craigslist.

She sacrificed her integrity, her good name, and endured a loveless marriage for nothing.

Chelsea Clinton is posting on this blog? Wow. Who else could it be, that could possibly know so much about the emotional involvement in the Clinton's marriage.

Patrick -

It should be fairly obvious. He was a rising star in both law and politics. She failed the DC bar. She hitched her wagon to him, hoping that she would get access to power, money, and fame.

She made a trade. She lost.

Tough shit.

Snoop I'd be willing to bet a grand that Bill would have walked away from that marrige anytime in the last 20 yrs had Hillary let him

by the way Crid, thanks for the link to the wet/dry. There goes another 15 minutes a day. I'm a sucker for good titles, something Amy has in common with New Shelton.

The solution is obvious: Embezzle from the studio. He's not going to get manners or power or fame at this stage of his life. He can always find an "actress" who will "love" him for his "personality." (MarkD)

Joke or not, is was a damn funny read! This guy sounds like a real world class loser. There are some men who couldn't get laid in a Tijuana whore house with hundred dollar bills sticking out of their ears. Then there are those guys that have to fight off every woman they meet. (A lot of guys in Hollywierd do that anyway). Such is life. I think a lot of Hollywood starlets are hip to buttwipes like this guy though. How many times must a cute girl in hollywood hear some dorky looking moron try to get them in bed with the phony, "I can get you into the movies" line? Even blonds can figure that one out after the first fifty times.(tic)

If there was any real religion in Hollyweird, it would be fame and fortune. They worship celebrities. We Americans worship them so much, we even have a tv show to elect them like American Idol.

"Snoop I'd be willing to bet a grand that Bill would have walked away from that marrige anytime in the last 20 yrs had Hillary let him" - lujlp

Absolutely, lujlp, couldn't agree more. Especially after he was re-elected. I'm honestly not trying to offend anyone, but I think Hillary Clinton is an absolutlely tragic figure. I wouldn't VOTE for her to save my life, but she is tragic, nonetheless.

(Not unlike Al Gore) She's sacrificed everything that makes life worth living for, (love, integrity, family, sincerity) just for the chance to be "Madam President".

Without it she's got nothing. She's like "Madam Butterfly", for God's sake. A used-up tissue; a useful device with dead batteries, waiting to be thrown out. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear about her swallowing a bottle of pills 3-5 years from now. She's going to be so destroyed personally, I bet she doesn't even write a "memoire".

Tell me why I'm wrong, people; I'm sincerely interested.

> It's fun, if not terribly rewarding,
> to write for Craigslist.

True...

It's just annoying that a guy could think merely going to film school could get him laid by comely starlets. He's a producer who never produced anything. That's like a farmer who never grew anything. It's a cobbler who never tied a lace. It's a mortician who never buried anybody. It's a cook who never poached an egg. It's a lawyer who never had anything notarized. It's a banker who never cashed a check. It's a doctor who never stitched a cut. It's a .......

> the link to the wet/dry. There
> goes another 15 minutes

Those guys are brilliant. I have two complaints:

1. Their name is too off-puttingly hip for people who aren't interested in found object art

2. Their financial fascinations are to prototypically morose, in a New York City, Woody-Allen-without-meds kind of way, for anyone but the most repugnant sort of bear-marketer.

I've read their archives back to June of '07, and will probably peel off a couple more pages before going to bed. It's a great mix of stuff that you find on the internet, and stuff that could only come from Manhattan. Listen, the Internet is the New York City of the world.

But I wish that blog had come into my life during a financial upswing.... Because I doubt seriously that its officers ever saw anything good happening in this country at all, and it would have been fun to mock them.

As it is, they're probably the kind of people who think Bernanke's recent power grab is justified.

Hate that.

I wouldn't be surprised if we hear about her swallowing a bottle of pills 3-5 years from now. She's going to be so destroyed personally, I bet she doesn't even write a "memoire".

That's a bit overly dramatic. She'll end up like Geraldine Ferraro; a footnote in the history books. Journalists will go to her during national elections for her insights into what it all means for the plight of women and their struggle for equality. Blah blah blah.

And she may also be a senator forever, a kind of female Ted Kennedy. Her husband will continue to provide as much entertainment as the various members of the Kennedy clan have over the decades.

Her husband will continue to provide as much entertainment as the various members of the Kennedy clan have over the decades.

Well, maybe not as much, but a fair amount, to be sure. o_O

> That's a bit overly dramatic.

Yeah; as Kaus notes today, Hillary isn't hysterical. She has other weid psychological energies, but pills aren't her style. She's more likely to poison someone else.

I could totally see Hillbillery cracking up. But I thought she would do it if she were to get elected. Just the frustration with having to hold her rage in everytime she appeared in public would cause an ulcer the size of Lake Michigan. She would be losing her temper so much that everyone would turn against her and that's the kind of thing that would make a person like her despondent. I think she's probably bi-polar.