The Two Stooges
Two Muslims managed to blow their own dumbshit asses up before they could murder other people. And then two more Muslim stooges accidentally offed themselves in the middle of a road while preparing to murder others. From the Khaleej Times, via thereligionofpeace.com:

"Two mullahs (prayer leaders) were killed when a suicide vest they were building went off prematurely," said Zemarai Bashary, spokesman for the interior ministry, which handles police matters.

The pair was in a mosque near the border with Pakistan, he said.

Two other militants were killed when a mine they were trying to plant in a road went off in the southern province of Kandahar, said police commander Abdul Raziq.

I'm reminded of the ads that used to be on loads of taxis in New York City: "If you smoke, please try Carlton."

If you're primitive and stupid enough to try to blow other people up because you believe some asshole in an ugly nightgown with a flea-bitten beard who told you you'll get to fuck a lot of virgins after you're in a thousand tiny little bloody pieces for Allah...please be dumb enough to smoke yourself first.