In your case, it's coals to Newcastle!

Posted by: Jim Treacher at August 23, 2008 9:36 AM

Why, thank you. I'd blush in html if I knew how.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at August 23, 2008 9:40 AM

Oh dear god. Someone shoot me if I ever descend to this level.

Here's an alternative - a little exercise, perhaps? Walking, lunges, anything?

Posted by: catspajamas at August 23, 2008 1:08 PM

My solution (in addition to knowing how to eat and lucking out genetically in...sorry...retrospect):

http://www.bigfitness.com/vifie4duexbi.html

Of course, I only paid $175 for mine. Bought it on eBay.

Do 15 vigorous minutes a day on it, in front of commercial-free TV. If I miss a day I owe myself 30 the next day.

Posted by: Amy Alkon at August 23, 2008 1:25 PM

The ass bra. Is that related to the asshat?

Posted by: Thomas Fullery at August 23, 2008 4:14 PM