Up Yours, White Man
Fellow Seipp friend Rip Rense, who reports that he was once told by the LAT that they couldn't hire him because they had "too many white male columnists," posted a great piece on the elefante in the room:
A friend of mine at Associated Press sent me a column by the L.A. Times's Hector Tobar recently. It was a feature about the controversial elephant exhibit at the Los Angeles Zoo, but wait, it wasn't a feature---it was a first-person piece, as you found out a full three paragraphs in. And it was. . .strange.Wrote my friend:
"If I didn't know better, I'd swear this elephant story was written from a Latino perspective. It could be the elephant in the room."
He's right. You read this feature story, or quasi-column, or whatever it is, and you find Tobar talking about his Guatemalan parents, interviewing a guy named Jose Cardenas, and quoting little latino children pointing to the pachyderms: "Boys and girls yell 'elefante!' and cry out 'grandotote,' which is Spanish for 'huge.'"
Ah, thanks for the Spanish lesson. You get a lot with your L.A. Times.
Well, it turns out that my AP pal was actually right: the elefante article was deliberately written with a latino perspective. Never mind that elephants don't speak Spanish, and their plight at the L.A. Zoo has little to do with race relations. Species relations, perhaps. . .As LAT "California editor" David Lautner (wow---he's editor of a whole state!) explained in a memo to the staff, Tobar is "a columnist whose frame of reference includes the experience and culture of Southern California's Latino population."
...Call me old-fashioned, but I seem to remember that newspaper columnists were people who had a little writing panache, a little flair, a little cigar-chomping cynicism, and a lot of broken-hearted idealism. They knew their turf, knew their trade from the back shop to the copy desk, had been around the block, and wrote with compassion, amusement, and wit. They told damn good stories about the city and (all) its people: stories of injustice, of triumph over bureaucracy, of struggle, of goodness, kindness, irony. They exposed city hall hypocrisy and living room heroism, heartlessness and heart. They didn't write from a latino perspective, or black or filipino. They wrote from a human perspective. The Times's Steve Lopez is a good example.
Lopez? Funny thing: you can read Lopez's columns till the vacas come home and gee whiz---no latino angle! No white angle, black angle, red angle, yellow angle. No race angle, unless it happens to be germane to a story. Now why would that be? How in the world did he get a column at the Times? His ethnic background is incidental to his writing and perspective, if not irrelevant. Count your blessings, Steve. You must have lucked out. Maybe somebody thought you spoke Spanish.
So now we have columnists openly getting gigs because of their race, ethnicity. Columnists who go to the L.A. Zoo and wind up writing about the elefantes. And writing paragraphs like this, about the little latino kids outside the elefante enclosure: "Boys and girls yell 'elefante!' and cry out 'grandotote,' which is Spanish for 'huge.' They ooh and ah, and ask questions of their parents in English, Korean, Tagalog and many languages more."
Huh? Right, I had the same thought. Those are damn smart kids! How great to know a half-dozen languages (or "many more") by age nine or ten! Geniuses! But then I realized, Tobar meant kids in general---not just the ones yelling "elefante!" (Geez, Hector, watch that basic English syntax stuff. You'll confuse people.)
The article is not merely mediocre, though---it is insidious. Note the way Tobar begins by quoting Spanish, then goes on to list English as just another one of the many languages being spoken at the zoo, on equal footing with Tagalog(!) Well, shut my mouth, but that's propagandizing. Subtle, maybe, but grandotote propagandizing, in my book. Maybe this is the kind of journalism you learn while studying sociology at UC Santa Cruz. See, gabachos, your language is no more important than any other---and ours is grandotote now! After all, the state is 60 percent latino! You stole our land! Payback!
I mean, why even mention that English was being spoken at all? Isn't that a given? Not in Tobar's L.A. Is it any coincidence that this guy is the author of something called "Translation Nation: Defining a New American Identity in the Spanish-Speaking United States
?" Think he's got an agenda?
Boys and girls who cry out "elefante" and "grandotote" are most likely boys and girls who haven't learned English or learned English very well. But, perhaps if the LAT hires more and more like Tobar, it won't become that necessary.
via LAO







The Boston Herald has a columnist name Margery Eagan who also does a talk radio show. I've been reading her for years. She's something of a "recovering liberal" who is capable of spitting out a cogent thought now and then. Anyway, on her radio show she was talking about hiring minority journalists at The Herald. she actually admitted that The Herald was dismissing qualified white male candidates because in her words "qualified white male candidates were a dime a dozen." The Heralds struggle, according to her, was finding qualified minority candidates who apparently are not a "dime a dozen".
I remember listening to this in my car dumbfounded. How's that hiring strategy working out for The Herald? Or for newspapers in general? How about looking for the most qualified candidate and forget about the skin color/gender? And The Herald is the "conservative" paper in Boston. Christ almighty. Is it any wonder that newspapers are on a path to extinction?
sean at December 26, 2008 8:43 AM
The solution is to not read the papers. Then these idiots won't have a job. I live in east austin, hispanic-land for sure (remember when the east side of a city was black? Does that exist anywhere anymore?). I have no issue with legal immigrants who learn english and are productive. I do have issue with those who sneak here, and try to make us mexico. Many schools on my side of town now literally post all signage in spanish...only. I imagine they teach that way too. Absurd and should be illegal.
I can speak a smattering of spanish, but generally refuse to. If someone is trying to speak english, I am happy to help find words and be patient, and reciprocate in spanish. But someone who just thinks we should all cater to the spanish-speaking, no. Learn english. I wish there was some way to turn in suspected illegals, but I've searched INS (or what used to be INS) and can't find such a link anywhere.
I don't remember when journalists had heart or cynicism. Must have been before my time. All I've ever seen of them is idiocy.
momof3 at December 26, 2008 9:04 AM
Between 1982 and 1989 I had this magical power: Every time I moved to a city, one of its newspapers folded (or the complementary morning/evening edition from a single publisher was withdrawn). Four cities in a row... The Los Angeles Herald-Examiner was my last victim. (Or should we say most recent?)
But after twenty years in LA, I have no memory of the LA Times as an expression of the best of this city. Even with the riots, quakes, fires and murders, these may well have been the times that Los Angeles gave the best lives to people...
But you'd never have guessed that from reading the paper. Of course there were individual columns that were admirable. But not only was its coverage of the leading industries (aerospace, showbiz) negligent... It's editorial obsessions were the shallow, petty, isolated fears of a middle-class teenager, a timid fool who could describe human encounters only as fraught, wounding psychodrama. The fool nonetheless grew up to find inexplicable success in the newspaper business.
Well, that success is coming to an end. I hope these people find work. But what's happening in the economy nowadays is that people are demanding value for a paycheck. The writers and editors of the Los Angeles Times may not be able to make money in mass communications anymore.
But that's OK.
Crid [cridcridatgmail] at December 26, 2008 10:38 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/12/26/up_yours_white.html#comment-1617012">comment from Crid [cridcridatgmail]Sandy Banks and Al Martinez are two of my least favorites. Check out this recent tripe from Al:
http://www.latimes.com/news/columnists/la-me-martinez22-2008dec22,1,3726433.column
Amy Alkon
at December 26, 2008 11:15 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2008/12/26/up_yours_white.html#comment-1617014">comment from Amy AlkonThey also publish Barbara Ehrenreich's dreadfully dull law prof daughter (an out-of-towner), Rosa Brooks. Perish forbid they run local constitutional scholar and UCLA prof Eugene Volokh regularly instead (volokh.com and this).
Amy Alkon
at December 26, 2008 11:19 AM
"...editorial obsessions were the shallow, petty, isolated fears of a middle-class teenager, a timid fool who could describe human encounters only as fraught, wounding psychodrama."
Crid, that's nicely poetic.
Do you suppose Hector Tobar speaks Elefante?
old rpm daddy at December 26, 2008 1:26 PM
I don't think I've ever lived in a city that had a decent mainstream paper. Here in Portage/Kalamazoo where I grew up, the Kalamazoo Gazette has always had fairly low quality writing, that has only gotten far worse with the years. The Lansing State Journal has some of the worse writing I've ever seen - Journal articles sound very much like the sort of writing you get from a high school paper. And the Oregonian, Portland's mainstream paper is only slightly superior to the Lansing State Journal.
At least in Lansing and Portland, there are some decent alt-weeklies. I found it notable when a very good writer left the Journal to write for Lansing's alt-weekly - initially with a cut in pay. But she managed to get a syndicated column fairly quickly. Why did she leave, you might ask? Because after investigating and writing an article as tasked, she was told that it was too biased. The reality was that it came out with some unpleasant, thoroughly verified facts about an important Journal advertiser.
And people wonder why alternative media is becoming so very popular.
For full disclosure and great irony, I have sent in sample pieces to the Gazette, which is looking for freelance writers, after laying off most of their newsroom. A friend who still works there assured me that my lack of journalism credentials wouldn't be a problem. They're apparently far more interested in decent writing. It's a longshot though, they would have to pay fairly well for me to leave my new job. The flexibility of schedule is attractive though - I start school the week of Jan 12.
DuWayne at December 26, 2008 3:25 PM
I'm sure the demise of print media is entirely coincidental. They will blame craigslist, but I will not pay for political hectoring by my inferiors.
MarkD at December 26, 2008 3:42 PM
Our two local papers here in central CT are The Hartford Courant and the New Britain Herald (which also publishes several other towns papers).
Both suck eggs. I can find a grammatical or spelling error in just about every edition I pick up. I get a headache trying to read them.
And they persist in calling me trying to sell me their papers.
I get better local news from the free paper that shows up in my mailbox once a week, why should I pay 50 cents to a dollar an issue for a paper that is difficult to read, and from which all of the non-local news is six hours old by the time I get it?
brian at December 26, 2008 8:47 PM
Here's a Publisher's Weekly quote about Tobar's book:
But he struggles to define the self-confident "Latinoness" he believes will "change the course of American history," locating it variously in a supposed resistance to "good, Protestant, money-making order"; a rejection of cultural boundaries; a taste for bright colors; and the iconography of Che Guevara.
Sounds like a recipe for success.
doombuggy at December 27, 2008 3:45 AM
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