What's The One Question?
If you could ask one question of the romantic partner you're with -- or could've asked the one you were with -- what would that question be?
What's The One Question?
If you could ask one question of the romantic partner you're with -- or could've asked the one you were with -- what would that question be?
Maybe its me, but I can't really think of anything I can't ask of my lady. Sometimes I have to think how to phrase it, but I feel I can ask her any question.
Isn't that part of a good relationship?
Jim P. at January 4, 2009 5:57 AM
"Why are you being such a bitch?"
Of course, this was when I was younger and stupider. Now, I probably wouldn't bother to ask, I'd just tell her to go home.
Tyler at January 4, 2009 7:15 AM
Have you ever slept with a woman?
sean at January 4, 2009 8:25 AM
Have you seen my keys?
Crid [cridcridatgmail] at January 4, 2009 8:32 AM
Asked my husband that question. His was: "Besides 'Will you give me a BJ?' Then no."
Kendra at January 4, 2009 8:33 AM
I know that alcohol was more important to you than I was, so why did you keep insisting that it wasn't?
hamsa at January 4, 2009 8:44 AM
Do you realize that my life has completely taken a back seat to all the ways you screwed up your own life?
anonymous at January 4, 2009 8:46 AM
"Will Dumb and Dumber almost always make you start laughing too?"
Jody Tresidder at January 4, 2009 9:03 AM
Where are the photos?
Paul Hrissikopoulos at January 4, 2009 9:23 AM
"Why do you love me?" (And don't say for the BJ's. I'm not that good, am I?) o.O
Flynne at January 4, 2009 10:05 AM
Will you cook dinner tonight?
Truth at January 4, 2009 10:51 AM
well, it would depend a lot on if you would get an answer, yeah? I mean, I asked a lot of questions...
If you had the magical "answer this question truthfully" elixer to give them it'd be:
"do you want me, or will any man with a checkbook do?"
possibly followed by the more general:
"will you be my partner, or are you just along for the ride?"
Personally I prefer "what happens when I nibble right here?"
oh, the questions you can ask [oh, the thinks you can think...] but what will you hear?
SwissArmyD at January 4, 2009 3:11 PM
1. "Tell me what REALLY turns you on."
-OR-
2. "Could you please pass me the remote control?"
Robert W. at January 4, 2009 3:25 PM
In the Bedroom:
How was it for you!? Really!
OR
What do you want me to do!
John Paulson at January 4, 2009 4:17 PM
OT --- OT --- OT --- OT --- OT --- OT
Of all the childish, stupid picture-captioning fads on the internet in recent years, this is my favorite.
Crid [cridcridatgmail] at January 4, 2009 5:51 PM
If I wanted to know it, I know it already! Some things (how many people have you slept with?) just don't need answers.
momof3 at January 4, 2009 7:33 PM
Could you tell I was faking it?
lovelysoul at January 4, 2009 8:10 PM
Are you ever going to be ready to start the family that before we were married you assured me you wanted to have?
Beth at January 5, 2009 5:45 AM
What I'd like to ask: "Honey, even my best buddy said he couldn't figure out what you were doing hanging around with a bum like me. So what did you see in me, anyway?"
What I'd be more likely to ask: "Can you make me a milkshake?"
old rpm daddy at January 5, 2009 6:06 AM
haha Crid, that is hilarious. My favorite was the Downy Fresh one.
Let's see...
...well, my boyfriend of 4.5 years broke up with me 2 months ago. So I'd ask, "I'm curious...when you say that you could see us being friends, do you mean forever, or until you start screwing someone else?"
sofar at January 5, 2009 6:58 AM
if they're seedless grapes, how do they grow more?
wolfboy69 at January 5, 2009 9:54 AM
Why do I deserve you?
Or in my less successful relationships:
What the fuck did I do to deserve YOU?
Elle at January 5, 2009 10:49 AM
if they're seedless grapes, how do they grow more?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seedless_fruit#Biology
lujlp at January 5, 2009 12:12 PM
Would you date yourself?
Melissa at January 7, 2009 1:24 AM
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