Add This One To The List Of First Date "Nevers"
Never steal a woman's car on the first date...at least not if you previously sent your picture to her cell phone -- apparently from your own cell phone.
Detroit-based dumbshit Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with the woman, stiffed her on the check (saying he'd left his wallet in her car), borrowed her keys, and took off in her 2000 Chevy Impala...until the police impounded both him and the car.
via Jay J. Hector
So what are the odds she sees him again anyway?
You have one, maybe two customers pending here!
Radwaste at August 29, 2009 6:59 AM
Not the sharpest Ginsu in the infomercial.
What'll you bet he comes back to her apartment when he's out on bail, saying, "Hey, about the nightcap..."
old rpm daddy at August 29, 2009 7:32 AM
Well, yes, he's a dumbshit. I don't really imagine he's slippery enough that the woman shouldn't have figured that out before she drove him on the date and gave him her car keys. Unless she's a dumbshit, too.
Robin at August 29, 2009 7:38 AM
She's probably on the phone with her friends wondering why he hasn't called again!
Kristen at August 29, 2009 9:05 AM
For the sheer unadulterated pleasure of getting away from the usual first date's twaddle you get from women, and making her pay for dinner (a refreshing change), and the icing of stealing her car--I think a night in jail would be worth it. Indeed, I doubt any jury of peers would find him guilty of anything. Too many men on typical jury.
This doesn't really strike me as a crime. Certainly, nothing more than a misdemeanor.
i-holier-than-thou at August 29, 2009 11:05 AM
Robin: My thoughts exactly.
Feebie at August 29, 2009 11:42 AM
I-hole, are you for real? I wonder if you just say these things to be funny or if you really mean what you say. I'm asking seriously because you really do fascinate me.
Kristen at August 29, 2009 1:40 PM
Kristen,
Some may say that this is the pot calling the kettle black, but ...
I-Holier is a red cape waver. He swirls it dramatically, and then sees if there are any bulls in the arena.
Ole'!
Jay R at August 29, 2009 2:17 PM
Never steal a woman's car on the first date!? Now you tell me. Ok, what about the second date?
jon at August 29, 2009 2:28 PM
Aren't you supposed to wait until the third date before you try screw your date?
Conan the Grammarian at August 29, 2009 3:57 PM
Of course I post for comedic effect. Still, from a guy's point of view, ditching a dud first date (and most first dates are duds, at least once you get out of college), getting her to pay for dinner and having a joyride all in one night---is that truly a crime? I mean, a couple of weekends of community service ought to clear this up...or maybe just a warning from a stern-faced (but smiling inside) judge.
I would never find this guy guilty, if it ever came to a jury trial.
Like that movie, "How to Murder Your Wife."
i-holier-than-thou at August 29, 2009 9:22 PM
I was out on the Appalachian Trail all weekend, so I am late seeing this post. Made my shitty Monday/first day of school all better. Going to buy something from Amy's Mall.
What a dumbshit.
sterling at August 31, 2009 8:14 AM
Was she driving a pink Rambler?
Cousin Dave at August 31, 2009 2:40 PM
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