Nope, can't be too careful. That's why the whole-milk mozzarella I bought the other day warns me it contains milk (fat lot of good if one happens to be illiterate), and marshmallow packages advice you to cut marshmallows into smaller pieces and sit down while you're eating them.
I'm sorry about the girl choking while playing Chubby Bunny but come on, people! (Damn, I wish I'd remembered about the marshmallows when the boy was suspended because of his Boy Scout knife.)
Pricklypear
at October 22, 2009 12:59 PM
Damn! She's cuter than my hellspawn were at that age! Off with her - no, wait, just put on the list...
Awww, the littlest terrorist of them all.
This state of fear we're living in is getting more and more ridiculous.
Pricklypear at October 22, 2009 7:31 AM
I don't know ...
She looks up to no good to me!
Can't be too careful, now can we?
Jay R at October 22, 2009 11:36 AM
Like the Saudi guy with the explosives between his asscheeks, you never know what kind of explosive a girl is hiding in her diaper.
(And, yes, I'm restraining myself from mentioning the most obvious kind.)
Amy Alkon at October 22, 2009 12:22 PM
Nope, can't be too careful. That's why the whole-milk mozzarella I bought the other day warns me it contains milk (fat lot of good if one happens to be illiterate), and marshmallow packages advice you to cut marshmallows into smaller pieces and sit down while you're eating them.
I'm sorry about the girl choking while playing Chubby Bunny but come on, people! (Damn, I wish I'd remembered about the marshmallows when the boy was suspended because of his Boy Scout knife.)
Pricklypear at October 22, 2009 12:59 PM
Damn! She's cuter than my hellspawn were at that age! Off with her - no, wait, just put on the list...
Idiots.
o.O
Flynne at October 22, 2009 4:46 PM
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