Gotta love a woman who can throw out a good theoretical physics joke.

A good one from "The Big Bang Theory":

Penny: So what's new in the world of theoretical physics?
Leonard: Nothing.

I think it's caused by the higher degree of tachyon radiation that occurs this time of year.

Patrick, you need to check your sources b/c that's the old method, circa Kirk.

It's actually from a displacement of nutrinos in the graviton particle grid. If you reset the anti-matter injectors to produce a chronoton particle leak in the primary phaser banks and bounce it off the shield, it creates a proton cascade effect and will fix 'er up in no time.

Or, you could just try Bounce for Elementary Particle sheets in the dryer.

Ok nerds. Let's go. Best treknobabble wins a real phaser.

I don't know Peggy or her associates. But if upon arriving at work my colleagues spotted the God particle on my clothing, they'd pummel me with bibles for sure.