Slo-Pitch, Fast To Sue
I don't play baseball, because I find it boring, because they don't let you play it in high-heeled black boots, and because I'm afraid of being hit by the ball.
That last bit didn't stop a guy in Canada named George Black. He played, he got hit by the ball, and now he's suing. Paul Waldie writes in the Globe and Mail:
It's a baseball player's worst nightmare - losing a ball in the sun.Most players duck and curse their bad luck for not making the catch, but not George Black. He sued for $1.5-million. And so far he's winning.
Mr. Black was playing third base in a men's slo-pitch recreational game in Hamilton on May 19, 2004, when the batter hit a line drive right at him during the eighth inning. Mr. Black, a long-time player, lost sight of the ball in the setting sun.
"It hit me in my index finger and my middle finger, crushing the index finger and fracturing the middle finger," he recalled. "It cut me in my eyebrow for 20 stitches, and then it drove my glasses into my face and now my eye is traumatized so the right pupil is much larger than the left."
Mr. Black filed a lawsuit, but not against the batter or any other player. He sued the owner of the diamond, steel giant ArcelorMittal Dofasco.
Mr. Black alleged Dofasco should have erected a sun screen at the diamond to protect players. The company considered putting a screen there months earlier but failed to do so, he added.
He also alleged the company failed to inspect the diamond or "warn [Mr. Black] of the dangers of the sun at the particular time of day."
"Players are not trained nor experts in knowing the safety precautions," Mr. Black alleged in his suit. "There have been no instructions in avoiding the sun. There were no instructions that the players are to cease playing when the sun is at a level that will interfere with their eyes."
Oh, bite me. Life is dangerous. Sometimes a truck rams through your living room while you're watching TV in your chair. Do you sue the chair manufacturer for failing to build an easy chair with air bags and a cow-catcher?
via Walter Olson







This is the kind of guy who calls Alexander Rodriguez a pussy when he doesn't dive for the ball.
Man up, grow a pair, and embrace the suck. that'll teach you to not shade your eyes with your glove like every MLB player does.
brian at April 4, 2010 7:49 AM
Basebal is life. It teaches you to pay attention to danger. I learned this as a child when a batter hit a line drive strait at me, but I was drinking from a can of coke. I lost my bottom four teeth. I shoulda sued Coca-cola. I also took a fast hard ball to the temple running to first base once- out like a light!
Eric at April 4, 2010 8:15 AM
I'd wrap this guy in bubble wrap and throw him in a bomb shelter for the rest of his life.
Obviously the world is to big, dangerous, and scary for this pathetic piece of shit entitled arrogant coward.
Fuck him, and everything he represents.
I know...not my usual eloquent argument for personal responsibility and the like...but sometimes vulgarity has its place.
Robert at April 4, 2010 10:40 AM
The villain here is the idiot judge who let this case go to trial.
Maybe the next guy who gets his leg bit off by a shark in Florida will sue the owners of the hotel he stayed at. "Swimmers are not trained nor experts in knowing the safety precautions. There have been no instructions in avoiding the sharks. There were no instructions that swimmers are to cease swimming and leave the water when sharks start circling..."
Martin at April 4, 2010 12:30 PM
Not only should the judge have thrown this ridiculous lawsuit out of court, he should have disbarred the moron lawyer who brought it there in the first place. Fining the idiot that got hit by the ball for thinking this was lawsuit-worthy would be a good thing, too. They're both wasting taxpayer's time and money.
Ann at April 4, 2010 4:36 PM
If this guy was a kid in my old neighborhood - or an adult from my neighborhood today - we'd make sure he stayed inside to play with his dolly the next time we were picking teams, and he'd get an apron for Christmas. As it is, there are more manly women than he.
Radwaste at April 4, 2010 6:48 PM
"As it is, there are more manly women than he."
Raddy, you rock.
Juliana at April 4, 2010 7:01 PM
Baseball/softball/kickball/stickball/whiffleball etc. I think is the only team sport where the defense controls the ball. Volleyball/pairs tennis/badminton etc. doesn't have an offense/defense division.
Is there another sport where the defense controls the ball that's not related to baseball?
Jerry Katz at April 4, 2010 7:33 PM
There have been no instructions in avoiding the sun.
How many do there need to be?
There were no instructions that the players are to cease playing when the sun is at a level that will interfere with their eyes.
If it was that much of a concern, why didn't any players talk to someone about it? That would surely sound miles less stupid than saying the sun was in your eyes after the fact.
As it is, there are more manly women than he.
I played softball when I was ten. There was one team that had a pitcher that had an arm like a Howitzer, but she had no control. I think everyone on our team was walked by her at least once a season. I took softballs to the gut from her a few times, which hurt like a bastard. When I played tennis, I once took an overhand slam to the head. Hell, kickball on the schoolyard tended to yield bruises. I knew it was part of playing sports, even though I was a tiny little girl with thick glasses who sucked at anything physical. Man up, dude.
That'll teach you to not shade your eyes with your glove like every MLB player does.
That was the first thing I thought, too. He had his glove in front of his face with a line drive coming at him that he couldn't see? Unless your name happens to be Vic Power, that's probably not a good idea.
NumberSix at April 4, 2010 8:17 PM
Jerry Katz - cricket is similar.
Ltw at April 5, 2010 7:39 AM
Oops missed your caveat - as far as I know, it's unrelated. If it is, it would predate baseball I suspect.
Ltw at April 5, 2010 7:41 AM
My exhibit A for the fact that in real life, most judges never, ever dismiss frivolous lawsuits. A bunch of lawyers will argue this point with me and cite laws and rules of evidence and so forth. But those are just words on paper. This is what happens in real-life cases.
Cousin Dave at April 5, 2010 9:02 AM
And, perhaps going out on a limb here, you throw like a girl.
Hey Skipper at April 5, 2010 6:38 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/04/04/slopitch_fast_t.html#comment-1706562">comment from Hey SkipperAnd, perhaps going out on a limb here, you throw like a girl.
Hah. And then some.
Amy Alkon
at April 5, 2010 11:54 PM
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