A Toaster Cozy For Your Butt Crack
Now, maybe your toaster is so hideous to you that you feel compelled to cover it with some sort of crocheted duck thingie. If so, you are weird, troubled, and have too much time on your hands, and, P.S., I don't mean "weird" and "troubled" in a nice way. And then, let's just hope you don't expand your decorative horizons even further, like some are. NumberSix writes:

Amy,

I guess with the recent vajazzling trend, it was only a matter of time before someone moseyed around to the other side. Introducing the Backtacular, a "gluteal cleft patch."

I think the ladies over at the Slaves to Fashion blog said it best:

"Call me crazy, but I think if you're aware of your pants slipping so much that they expose the top of your bum every time you bend over, you need a new pair of pants, not a sticker!"

Amen. Slaves to Fashion blog item is here.

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