The Latest Gossip From The Loud Neighbors
Consideration has all sorts of fringe benefits, and the lack of it sure can have its costs.
Yep, it's time for a little more news about the actress who works on the network TV show who recently moved to my neighborhood and started noisying up the place. She throws late loud parties, often with friends singing at the top of their lungs into the wee hours, and never mind how bothered the neighbors are.
The girl also goes out into her backyard and has loud phone conversations, as does some guy friend of hers who's either living or staying with her. Sometimes, they have loud conversations together, and, again, never mind whether people with little houses just feet away from her property, have to hear them. Sometimes, at length.
Well, I've got several neighbors now filling me on the juicy stuff they can't help but overhear. The nice older lady whose house abuts the loud actress' backyard told me that she overheard the loud actress talking about sleeping with her friend's boyfriend. Last week, she overheard the guy staying at her house talking about how he has crabs.
Yesterday, my other neighbor, whose house abuts loud actress' on the other side, told me that her husband overheard a guy -- maybe the guy with the crabs -- telling the loud actress (loudly) in the backyard, "I have herpes!"
"How does that feel?" the loud actress asked.
"Not too bad except I have a wart on my penis," the guy said.
My neighbors were a little upset, because they aren't ready for their 10-year-old to be all worried and asking them, "Daddy, will I get a wart on my penis?"
Otherwise, I generally find it all rather entertaining.
Does he have warts, herpes or both? Or is he confusing herpes sores with warts? We need to know these details. It's too bad he's so shy and not forthcoming with his personal info.
NicoleK at September 27, 2010 1:24 AM
Will THIS neighbor call the tabloids? Surely this girl can't be fully surrounded by people who care more about her privacy than she herself does!
momof4 at September 27, 2010 5:18 AM
LOL
You know what might clue these inconsiderate morons in would be a nice letter inquiring about their penis warts... and it may even recommend a certain detergent that's known for killing crabs in the bedsheets. I assume one exists.
Heh.
Jewels at September 27, 2010 6:30 AM
I'd go over there and tell her politely that they are too loud and I already know too much.
I'd also add as I was leaving that I'd HATE for TMZ to get hold of all this personal information.
Then, she gets loud again, I get a video camera. *evil grin*
An at September 27, 2010 9:36 AM
on the upside, it won't be long till it's too cold for the people around me to have screaming fights all day and half the night, sorry that won't help you Amy, since you guys don't have seasons...
I think thsi stuff goes with the theory that if it's none of your business, you are supposed to ignore it... while not realizing that telling everyone about what isn't their business makes them believe certain things about you.
On the other, other hand, our intrepid wannabe starlet would probably LOVe for you to call TMZ, because she knows that notariety is what she wants, all press is good press.
SwissArmyD at September 27, 2010 9:56 AM
Oh come on already: No more teasing! Name her. You have no trouble putting up photos of complete unknowns who cut you off in traffic, or identifying PR folks whose emails offend you, or anyone who yammers personal info into a cell phone. So why protect this one when she sounds like all of them rolled into one?
elementary at September 27, 2010 7:39 PM
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