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Advice Goddess Free Swim
You pick the topic. One link per comment, please, or my spam filter will swallow it. More blog items during the day Sunday!
Dammit people, listen to me!
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 24, 2010 2:10 AM
Crid
That's perfect!
Chick Dheny at October 24, 2010 5:30 AM
Witty comment.
Patrick at October 24, 2010 6:08 AM
Crid, I never realized you lives such a hand to mouth existence.
I'm listening buddy!
BlogDog at October 24, 2010 6:54 AM
I wish I had her airbrush artist. Back to the tummy crunches.
Suki at October 24, 2010 7:59 AM
I can't believe this isn't front page news...
http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13341382
Eric at October 24, 2010 8:25 AM
Today in Sex: Porn Star Fractures Cock
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/09/today_in_sex_man_breaks_cock--.php
biff at October 24, 2010 8:25 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2010/10/24/advice_goddess_16.html#comment-1770449">comment from EricRe: http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13341382 posted by Eric
From the article:
"One of Jessie Bauguesses' classmates said Bauguess was sent to Turning Point Academy because he had previously threatened to blow up schools."
Well, clearly, they solved that one.
Amy Alkon at October 24, 2010 8:47 AM
> he had previously threatened to blow
> up schools.
Yeah? Hmmmmm..... I wonder if a brief survey of this source material will yield any clues to the point of failure in this instance.
It done jes' blowed all up!
And I'm all like, riiiiiiiiiiight.
PS— Remember, Amy: Children don't need the love of a father, OK? Mothers neither. It's time to experiment!
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 24, 2010 10:09 AM
Shout out to the San Francisco Giants! World Series bound, baby.
Just a reminder to all heterosexual and homosexual ladies and men: could you knock off the funny business during the games? The last time the World Series was in San Francisco, our maker sent forth a massive earthquake as punishment for your selfish desires. Thanks.
Jason S. at October 24, 2010 11:51 AM
Just a reminder to all heterosexual and homosexual ladies and men: could you knock off the funny business during the games? The last time the World Series was in San Francisco, our maker sent forth a massive earthquake as punishment for your selfish desires. Thanks.
There was a big earthquake in 2002?
Christopher at October 24, 2010 11:56 AM
Rally Monkey, earthquake...same thing. Everybody in southern California, knock off it off. You're ruining our state. Stop drinking water, too.
Jason S. at October 24, 2010 12:34 PM
Trying to figure out why I haven't seen these ladies until now.
MonicaP at October 24, 2010 12:48 PM
Just venting. I am so sick of the political ads...and so many I have gone, "Really? ... that can't be right." One is a pretty bad distortion. The rest that I have checked out are all but complete lies. It seems like to really know who to vote for I would have to do a huge amount of research.
The Former Banker at October 24, 2010 1:44 PM
>> Today in Sex: Porn Star Fractures Cock
I hope that video goes viral!
Eric at October 24, 2010 1:56 PM
Sorry, Jason, the Rangers are gonna kick your ass.
momof4 at October 24, 2010 2:28 PM
I hope so, momof4. There's nothing so depressing than finally seeing your team win the championship and realizing that it ain't worth a hill of beans. I'm secretly rooting for Texas. LOL. Just kidding. Just kidding.
GO GIANTS! SOMEWHERE IN TEXAS, A VILLAGE IS MISSING THEIR IDIOT!
Jason S. at October 24, 2010 2:55 PM
Crid writes: PS— Remember, Amy: Children don't need the love of a father, OK? Mothers neither. It's time to experiment!
Yep. We know fer sher that if that kid just had a dad and a mom, he wouldna dun nuffin' like that.
And we also can rest assured that two same sex parents could never have raised that child in such a way that would have prevented such a tragedy.
Patrick at October 24, 2010 6:56 PM
Dude, Jason, I hate to break it to ya, but BUSH AIN'T TEXAN! Although, we'd sure as HELL claim him as our favorite son before having shit to do with Obama.
Unless, of course, having lived somewhere makes you "from" there, in which case I'm a texan-tennesean-okie-caligirl-floridian-virginian. Which is rather long for a birth certificate.
momof4 at October 24, 2010 7:28 PM
Airbrush artist? I got yer airbrush artist(s) right here!
Radwaste at October 24, 2010 8:44 PM
> We know fer sher that if that
> kid just had
The infantilism continues as sarcasmL As if anyone in life had ever promise anything "fer sher". By this reasoning the child, raging against 'Hypocracy, man!' will always shatter what's best in the service of a paradise that's never existed and never will.
> I hate to break it to ya,
> but BUSH AIN'T TEXAN!
Your sensitivity on this point is understandable, but he wasn't the (re-elected) governor of Michigan...
Also, you'll need to explain this.
And later, if there's time, we'd like you to explain this.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 24, 2010 9:10 PM
> I got yer airbrush artist(s) right here!
I must have sexual intercourse with that woman!
Oh wait... Maybe I did..! Or with one of her progenitive doppelgangers.
(And seriously, haven't you always wanted to use the locution "progenitive doppelgangers" in a sentence? Of course you have! Concision be damned!)
Those multi-colored teeth are a little wacky, though. They're obviously not caps, and she's too young for extensive dental work anyway. Apparently one of the photoshop boys just wanted to stretch the palette a little bit.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at October 24, 2010 9:15 PM
You've led a life of adventure, momof4. My hat's off to you.
Jason S. at October 24, 2010 10:20 PM
Wasn't there a suggestion posted on here that is very similar to this? http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/111069/citizenship-for-sale
Invest a bunch of money in the US. Get your green card faster! Not start a business, but not totally different in spirit.
The Former Banker at October 25, 2010 1:42 PM
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