I can see it now:

Passenger: "Don't touch my junk!"
TSA: Al Qaeda has talked about sewing bombs in their junk.

If you ask me this is just propaganda to justify the status quo of spending so much taxpayer money to sustain the "welfare jobs" of leeches like the TSA. I mean honestly, if terrorism is really the threat it's made out to be (and is proportional to the cost spent on it), then where the hell are all these terrorists and what are they doing all day long? Why aren't other targets blowing up on a regular basis?

I mean, we've been brainwashed to broadly take it as axiomatic that terrorists apparently only ever want to blow up planes. But frankly, if you're a terrorist, and you find the security so tough that you can't blow up a plane, are you honestly going to tell me that the terrorist will think 'oh damn, foiled! better live an honest life instead'? No, you'll do what actual terrorists in other countries do all the time, and that's blow up other types of targets, like night clubs, hotels, malls, trains etc.

So if there are so many terrorists in the US, why aren't other targets being blown up all the time?

They are going about it all wrong.

Free X-rays. Free liposuction for the lucky deemed worthy of further investigation. Souvenir photos.

Instead they scare kids and annoy people, but that's the government for you.

May I just point out, howsoever humbly, that you heard it here first?

Amy's blog sometimes makes me feel like I live 72 hours in the future.... A future of perfect health, straight teeth, flying cars, noisy, fulfilling sex, and low taxes.

Then I wake up.