State Censors Say No To A Great Plate
Garth Yeaman ordered one of those specialized Virginia license plates with the "KIDS FIRST" imprinted at the bottom, and tried to get the personalized plate, "EAT THE."
Bureaucra-nannies of course turned him down. More here at Jalopnik, with some really great plates in the comments. My fave, the BLOND license plate, installed upside down.
Plate I got a laugh out of -- on a beautiful Jag with a bunch of Indians (from India, apparently) in it: GURU2
Best plates you've seen?







Back in NYC I saw OUTAHEA
Ben David at January 14, 2011 1:11 AM
Years ago: G0TM1LF -- I am sure that would be caught now and denied.
My brother's friend's attempt (denied): X32
The Former Banker at January 14, 2011 1:49 AM
A guy in my car club got one of the California plates with the waving hand on it and the words SHCKER. He then proceeded to cover up some of the fingers so that it was making the shocker symbol. It took him three tries to get that approved by the DMV! LOL
BunnyGirl at January 14, 2011 1:58 AM
My husband has a picture of a handicapped license late that say DP4ME.. Know what that means right. Double penetration.. He nearly died laughing. When they stopped at a light he took the photo..
JosephineMO7 at January 14, 2011 2:50 AM
In high school, back in the 80's, I worked with a guy whose last name was Horney, first initial B. He bought a new car and wanted to get a personalized plate (this is in CA). He wanted BHORNEY. This was when CA plates had just gone from 6 letters to 7 so he was excited that he could potentially use his entire last name. The DMV denied it.
sara at January 14, 2011 5:32 AM
Saw this and thought Yes, yes it does!
Mary Q Contrary at January 14, 2011 5:39 AM
Bugger, messed my comment up somehow.
Yes it does!
Mary Q Contrary at January 14, 2011 5:46 AM
I don't know, I found it funny, but at the same time, would not want to see it out and about. It's like those "fuck ya'll I"m from texas" shirts. Outlaw them, no, but damn I wish society would get on board with shaming and shunning the crap out of people who bring this level of obscenity into the public sphere. IT's part and parcel of manners, to me. And god knows I cuss, I just see no need to subject the hundreds of random people I pass in a day to it.
momof4 at January 14, 2011 6:06 AM
A long time ago, way last century in the time known as the 80's I worked with a guy whose plate said SMOKAJ. Approved by the California DMV after he explained he was Polish and I don't remember the rest of the story but now I wonder whatever happened to Stoner Dave?
Nanc in Ashland at January 14, 2011 7:23 AM
So, my friend's dad applied for a plate that said, "4PLAY." The DMV denied it. So he applied for one that said, "4XXPLAY," which got accepted and is on his car. We all agree that the one that got accepted looks way more obscene than the one he originally applied for, but apparently Those In Power disagree.
Changed2protecttheguilty at January 14, 2011 7:44 AM
Actually, a guy around here did have a plate that said FOR PLAY on his truck. Because, as he said, that was why he bought the truck. Maybe he used his best Bambi eyes on the DMV employee, but he got away with it somehow.
Pricklypear at January 14, 2011 8:16 AM
I am offended at the road sign in the background. "Speed Hump" What is that supposed to mean?
Goo at January 14, 2011 9:04 AM
Although it may refer to school colors here in California, thie one is open to a few misinterpretations:
KTBLUE1
Mbruce at January 14, 2011 9:35 AM
I thought this was pretty good "5MRTA55". Think it might make cops more likely to give a hard time. Most vanity plates probably would, I'd guess.
Christopher at January 14, 2011 9:37 AM
Roman Numerals: LXIX
Nick at January 14, 2011 11:33 AM
Some sports car around here (don't remember what kind) had a license that said PAST U.
WayneB at January 14, 2011 1:25 PM
"EAT THE" was actually issued at one time. The Pelican Parts forum had a picture of it a while back.
There's a Space Shuttle tag available in Florida. "KABOOM" was issued, then confiscated.
Radwaste at January 14, 2011 2:19 PM
Unfortunately all state have banned 3MTA3. Look in mirror.
But you all need to know about the ACME License Maker.
Just think what you could do.
Jim P. at January 14, 2011 8:19 PM
Favorite California plates:
A car with a license plate frame "L.A. County Coroner", license plate TOETAG
An old ambulance that cruised Burbank on Halloween nights driven by a guy dressed like Dracula: BLDBANK
At a home with three company trucks parked in the driveway: IMKINKY, IBKINKY, and RUKINKY. I think the guy was kinky.
Mike at January 15, 2011 12:29 AM
On Manhattan's West Side Highway in the early 1990s:
CUB4UDK
I couldn't tell if the owner was a plastic surgeon or an undertaker.
Andre Friedmann at January 17, 2011 4:13 PM
I used to work with a guy with the license plate RISING on his red Geo Storm.
For those not familiar with Tom Clancy books -- Red Storm Rising.
Dwatney at January 23, 2011 4:03 PM
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