Perhaps The Second Non-Annoying Yoga Person Ever
My cool younger sister Caroline is not of The Religion Of Yoga, which is how I think of those who practice yoga as a form of granola fundamentalism.
Caroline was once in town and called Yogaworks to see if it would be okay if she took a class there and she followed some of what they do, but also did her own thing. (And she doesn't yell out or anything -- just does moves a little differently, when so inspired.)
They told her it was fine, and come right over, and she did, and somebody from the place took her aside, and with a very wounded expression and tone, complained that she wasn't exactly following their downward dog calls, or whatever. (I despise yoga, and that's about all I know of it.)
I was reminded of Caroline's attitude by a piece about a yoga teacher in The New York Times who's pissing all the yoga fundamentalists off. Love it. Lizette Alvarez writes:
TARA Stiles does not talk about sacred Hindu texts, personal intentions or chakras. She does not ask her yoga classes to chant. Her language is plainly Main Street: chaturangas are push-ups, the "sacrum" the lower back. She dismisses the ubiquitous yoga teacher-training certificates as rubber stamps, preferring to observe job candidates in action.In her classes, videos and how-to book, "Slim Calm Sexy," Ms. Stiles, a 29-year-old former model with skyscraper limbs and a goofball sensibility, focuses on the physical and health aspects of yoga, not the spiritual or the philosophical. For traditionalists, this is heresy, reducing what they see as a way of life to just another gym class.
But if she has deviated from the conventional path, it has not slowed her down. Ms. Stiles, a native of rural Illinois who owns Strala Yoga in NoHo, has built a powerful yoga brand, with no less than Jane Fonda and Deepak Chopra among her devotees.
Critics abound. Jennilyn Carson, the blogger known as Yogadork, cites "deep practitioners who feel it is a disrespect to what the practice is" for Ms. Stiles to pitch yoga as another quickie weight-loss regimen. "It's not a few minutes a day, it's not fitness, it's a lifestyle," Ms. Carson said.
Another detractor, who is known as Linda Sama, described "Slim Calm Sexy" and its marketing campaign as "a complete sellout for the almighty dollar."
"Don't even try to sell me on the 'yoga for the masses' excuse; it's pathetic, and, frankly, she should be ashamed for allowing herself to be talked into shilling for this trash," she wrote on her blog, Linda's Yoga Journey. "That is, if any convincing was really necessary -- somehow I doubt it. But if asked about it, I am sure we would hear the typical higher-lighter-brighter-peace-love-dove-I'm-just-bringing-yoga-to-the-people crap."
A third yoga devotee, speaking anonymously to protect her job in the industry, added: "I don't care what Tara Stiles says yoga is; it's not about making your body beautiful."
What Tara Stiles says -- with a shrug and a smile -- is "Who made these rules?"
P.S. My sister part-time teaches yoga, the fun and non-fundamentalist way, to little old ladies at the SF YMCA. If you're a little old lady, you should go take her class. She also does some meditation class where she talks to people during the class. Little old ladies, I think. They all love it and her, from the sound of it.







I know what you mean, Amy. I gave up on yoga because it wasn't the right exercise regime for me, but I really don't miss the silly "spiritual" aspect at all.
Tyler at January 25, 2011 12:05 AM
I do prenatal yoga at the YMCA, because it helps with flexibility. I've also done yoga on my Wii with the balance board at home...wonder what the "purists" think of the Wii? I've never embraced the spiritual part of yoga; I'm not critical particularly of those who do, but it doesn't do it for me.
Tara's critics sound like a bunch of elitist snobs.
Jessica F. at January 25, 2011 4:59 AM
"Granola fundamentalism."
Love it!
More on these annoying people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIMO
lin at January 25, 2011 5:25 AM
I think being quiet and focusing on your breathing and movements is very peaceful and centering. I don't follow the yoga dogma but find that I am much more relaxed when I leave.
As someone who does a lot of working out (heavy weights and body-weight cardio type stuff) I find yoga is forces you to acknowledge your body in a different way and helps you your own body awareness...for me this was mainly improving my balance and learning to be smoother. I am a natural spazz and would constantly slam into immobile things with my huge hips or knock over all the shampoo in the shower, etc. Very typical bull in a China shop. Yoga helped me with these things.
Also, it helps to stretch you out and increase flexibility which is very important for people who like to lift and grapple!! I'm less likely to get hurt if I can bend in weird ways.
The snottiness of some of the hard core people is really annoying and discouraging. Also the hot yoga instructors I've ever been exposed to were bossy bitches. I want bossy bitch when I'm trying to perfect my squat or clean and jerk, not when I am trying to relax into another "downward dog call".
Gretchen at January 25, 2011 5:41 AM
The origins of yoga practice are spiritual in nature. That isn't to say you can't separate the spiritual/history part of yoga from an exercise routine, but you can expect that people who choose not to do so are going to have an opinion about it, and I don't see a problem with that. Personally I couldn't care less about what Ms. Stiles is doing with yoga, but I wouldn't say the spiritual aspect is silly; it's just not for everyone, like many things in life.
Kat at January 25, 2011 5:46 AM
Have you ever noticed that there are very few Indians, much less Hindus, involved in American Yoga?
What's practiced in America isn't actually Yoga, rather its Western new ageism set to asanas. Like a lot of other new age practices, it tends to distort traditional teachings to justify the idea of therapeutic self absorption. I think that this is why it attracts such an obnoxious group of people - it 'validates' their narcissism and allows them to be sanctimonious.
tito jackson at January 25, 2011 6:45 AM
The next narcissist that needs much in the way of validation for their narcissism will be the first.
Robert at January 25, 2011 9:52 AM
I've been thinking about trying yoga, but the spiritual aspect of it is the one thing I do not want. I have plantars fasciitis in one foot and I've heard yoga is good for that. I think I found a school here that isn't so big on the spiritual side, but yeah, some of them sent me running screaming just reading their websites.
I'll report back if I ever get around to trying it out. :D
Daghain at January 25, 2011 10:04 AM
I tried yoga, and found that, for me at least, water aerobics did more for my flexibility and was a better all-around workout, and was a helluva lot more fun. I fell asleep in my friends yoga class, good thing she was the teacher or I may have gotten a bit of a 'new age beatdown'.
Kat at January 25, 2011 11:01 AM
it 'validates' their narcissism and allows them to be sanctimonious.
Interesting point, because all of the hard core yoga people that I know are totally self absorbed.
mel at January 25, 2011 11:48 AM
I've been wanting to try a yoga class too, but this thread has totally put me off! Water aerobics, huh, Kat? Where do you go for something like that, the Y?
Flynne at January 25, 2011 11:58 AM
I like yoga when I can motivate myself to do it. It's really relaxing and helps with soreness in my back. If you want to try yoga, try a few different places. They all have a different feel, with more or less emphasis on spirituality.
MonicaP at January 25, 2011 2:50 PM
The great thing about yoga is its flexibility (pun intended)! Don't let the haters of the world turn you off from yoga; find a good teacher or style who you like and who has respect for you and your needs. Same goes for pretty much everything else in life, right. I've been practicing yoga for the better part of a decade, and while I loathe chanting, chakras and arrogance, I love the way yoga makes me feel: the strength when I hold myself up on the formerly weakest of joints; the calmness and relaxation during/after shivasana; the hotness of my ass because it's a damn good workout.
So, as my mother always says, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
k8ml at January 26, 2011 1:27 PM
I fucking hate yoga. Probably because I'm not flexible, and get wimpy kid in gym class complexes. If yoga was a team sport, the captain would pick me last.
Also, I fucking hate being told to "relax". "Relax" is what gynocologists say when they are about to jam a sharp, ice-cold speculum into you. It's what date rapists say. It's what chiropractors say when they are about to yank your neck into place.
"Relax" means something terrible is about to happen.
NicoleK at January 28, 2011 4:34 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/01/25/perhaps_the_sec.html#comment-1832257">comment from NicoleKI'm physically dyslexic. "Raise your right hand" is something I need to think about for a moment, sometimes. ("No, your other right hand.") But, really, I hate yoga-tude.
Amy Alkon
at January 28, 2011 4:57 PM
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