TSA Thuggery As "Security" Extends Onto The Plane
Via Lisa Simeone, the government's agents think little of your rights that they openly seek to protect their wounded pride under the guise of "security." Mary L.G. Theroux writes in the Statesman-Journal:
Entering security, I was motioned towards the backscatter screening machine. Having read warnings of potential serious health risks from scientists at the University of California San Francisco and Columbia University, I refused, and told the TSA agents why.As I then complied with the "enhanced pat-down" procedure, I simultaneously carried on a loud vocal protest of the unreasonableness of the search and the gross violation of my rights. Meanwhile, my adult stepson, who had preceded me through security via the "regular" metal detector, was seated on a bench a few feet away and took out his cell phone to record the proceedings.
A TSA agent stood in front of him and ordered him to stop. When asked on what authority, the agent responded that it was against their "procedures" -- in contradistinction to the TSA's own website stating that such recording is not prohibited. After some further exchange, my stepson complied and put his cell phone away, my "pat-down" was completed, and we went on our way.
We were therefore surprised when, 10 minutes prior to take-off, a uniformed TSA Supervisor, two uniformed TSA agents, and a plain-suited Supervisory Transportation Security Officer (TSO) made their way down the aisle of the fully-loaded plane to where we were seated and ordered us to go with them.
As I protested, the Supervisory TSO told the TSA Supervisor that all they needed were our names and flight information, and I handed him our boarding passes. The TSA Supervisor officiously insisted we had to get off the plane with them, and not wishing to miss the flight, now even nearer take-off, we accompanied them to the jet-way, where another plain-suited man and a baggage handler waited, who left as I continued my verbal protest of the proceedings.
As the TSA Supervisor took down our drivers license information, I recorded their names from their security badges, and we were eventually allowed to re-board.
Yet the entire incident could have served no legitimate purpose -- they had already established beyond a reasonable doubt, utilizing their own "enhanced" screening methods, that we posed no danger, and we had been easily approachable in the boarding area for at least 25 minutes prior to boarding the plane. I could thus only conclude that it had been staged for the sole purpose of demonstrating to the entire captive audience of passengers that those who do not comply quietly will be made examples of.
The danger is that we get used to these abuses as part of daily life in America. As I like to say, it isn't probable cause...wearing underwire! And I resent having to wear bad bras with plastic guts (instead of my nice French Empreinte ones) simply to avoid getting felt up by some TSA matron when I get on a plane.
(And side note: No, I didn't pay anywhere near that much for this bra when I bought it on special at Galeries Lafayette in France!...which is why I buy my bras when I'm there. Luckily, these bras are so incredibly made that they last for years...so they actually could end up being cheaper than cheapo bras, and they're about the best thing I've found for girls with actual breasts...in quantity. You know, the kind that bounce when you're on the treadmill instead of staying straight up and at attention like two missiles. We see a lot of that around these parts...not that I go to a gym or run on a treadmill or anywhere else these days.)







the kind that bounce when you're on the treadmill instead of staying straight up and at attention like two missiles
I believe the latter are called implants...and I'm glad you don't purchase your bras at MSRP. I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw that Amazon page.
I R A Darth Aggie at March 22, 2011 8:09 AM
I actually only wear a bra on special occassions when I get dressed up. I have lymphedema, from my bout with breast cancer years ago, and pretty much any bra is uncomfortable as sin and can make my arm blow up like a balloon. So when I flew to Florida, I wore my usual loosely layered T- shirts and hoody, and ignored the startled glance I got from the professional grope-tech. Probably should have winked at her or something, but she wasn't cute :p
Kat at March 22, 2011 8:34 AM
The kids and I flew to NC last monday and home yesterday. I have to say TSA was fantastic to me. Both times, the security line was long, and they waved us right to the front, walked us through the metal detector, and we were on our way. Didn't bother me about liquids or meds or anything. Both airports did have the full body scanners going for others, too. (and if you want to bitch about us getting to skip the line, you're welcome to, as soon as you fly alone with 4 kids ages 6 and under, 4 carseats, 5 suitcases, and one stroller, on a 2-leg flight that requires a plane change)
Good thing really, because I was not allowing them either through the scanner or to be searched, and would have gone to jail if needed, with a very large demand for attention from the media.
The American Airline workers, OTOH, were asshats. I knew it-only fly southwest. I just needed a reminder.....
momof4 at March 22, 2011 9:58 AM
If the TSA workers were really tough, they would have pulled those two snivelers/timewasters off the plane, made them miss their flight, and then did the latex-procto examinations. Forcefully.
That's the problem with the TSA. They don't get tough enough to discourage the people holding up the line, whining about their putative "rights."
BOTU at March 22, 2011 11:52 AM
Just becuase you like this forcefully shoved in your ass doesnt mean the rest of us doo
lujlp at March 22, 2011 12:30 PM
Lujlp:
At leest i can spel. Or yuse spelchek.
BOTU at March 22, 2011 2:51 PM
so sorry BOTU, the ability to use "spelchek" doesn't qualify you as a sentient life-form.
SwissArmyD at March 22, 2011 3:04 PM
I am not only sentient, but often prescient.
BOTU at March 22, 2011 4:56 PM
My powers are subtle and far reaching, I got you to settle on one moniker (for the most part)
Did you ever buy the butt plug I recommended?
lujlp at March 22, 2011 5:54 PM
I bet that less than 25% of the public flies more than once a year. Add to that they just shrug off the violations of the Fourth in the name of safety.
The number of people that get it, just don't have the time to write to everyone and complain because they work for a living.
The sheeple buy the crap the TSA/DHS/Fed is shoveling.
We are so hosed. ;-)
Jim P. at March 22, 2011 10:39 PM
... amazing that nobody's screaming about nuclear meltdown anymore, eh?
Keep this excellent chart handy for the next time:
http://blog.xkcd.com/2011/03/19/radiation-chart/
And amazingly, moonbat Monbiot has reached the correct conclusion:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/mar/21/pro-nuclear-japan-fukushima
Ben David at March 22, 2011 11:28 PM
@mom - I'm with you re: American Airlines. I will never fly them again. Not only are their staff the biggest asshats around, they couldn't get a flight off the ground on time if their lives depended on it. They are indecisive (the flights delayed, no it's cancelled, no it's delayed, ok, it's on time, sit on the plane for 45 minutes), rude, condescending, bitchy and just all around pains in the ass.
sara at March 23, 2011 5:50 AM
Amy,
"The danger is that we get used to these abuses as part of daily life in America."
Exactly.
But the sheeple don't get it. That's okay. By the time they do -- when our overlords are sticking fingers up their asses -- then they'll get it. And it'll be too late. (Of course, many of them will be just fine with that, too.) Oh, well, c'est la vie!
Lisa Simeone at March 23, 2011 7:08 AM
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