Sh*t My Government Dad Says
Political correctness rages on. Flying Dog Brewery wanted to call their 20th anniversary pale ale "Raging Bitch." The Michigan liquor commission said no way, writes Nate Reed at MLive:
The commission, which regulates alcohol sales and advertising, deemed language on the bottle to be "detrimental to the health, safety, or welfare of the general public," according to the lawsuit, which also names five commissioners as defendants.
Oh. Please.
...The commission affirmed its decision with commissioner Patrick Gagliardi offering that the board is not adverse to edgy writing but that "we do have a responsibility here to place product in a public place with the names that are on it, and that's what we take very seriously," according to the suit.Gagliardi was referring to Steadman's partial label inscription of "Remember, enjoying a Raging Bitch, unleashed, untamed, unbridled - and in heat- is pure GONZO."
The profanity used by Flying Dog has never been approved by the state commission, but the state has allowed sales of alcoholic beverages with a vulgar term on the label. Among those are a Grand Rapids brew "Dirty Bastard," crafted by Founders.
Laws governing the liquor board allow them to reject the registration of anything that is "deemed to promote violence, racism, sexism, intemperance or intoxication or to be detrimental to the health, safety or welfare of the general public."
Avert your eyes, ladies. And only buy beer in places where there's a fainting couch.
via ifeminist







What will kennels call female dogs from now on? And how come "Fat Bastard" is okay?
We men should sue the Michigan Liquor Commission for sexual discrimination.
Patrick at March 31, 2011 12:35 AM
Heh. I bought BF a bottle of "Arrogant Bastard" Ale when I was in Vermont. WTF is the difference? I'd drink an ale called "Raging Bitch" if it tasted as good as the "Arrogant Bastard". This is beyond ridiculous.
Flynne at March 31, 2011 5:35 AM
Everything I've tried from Flying Dog has been good. I don't remember all the names, but I've had the Lager, the Porter, and the Railbender Scottish Ale. Support freedom.
MarkD at March 31, 2011 6:22 AM
That's Michigan for you. Years ago the town if Frankenmuth got bent because the logo for Bad Frog Ale was a four-toed frog holding up his "middle" finger. Honestly, the pearl-clutching is just silly.
Daghain at March 31, 2011 6:54 AM
Totally with you, Amy. This is absurd. (Yes, I'm traditionally a leftist, but I cannot abide political correctness, which is just another term for censorship.)
Though I wonder if they could get around it by going for "Raging B*tch"? Would probably bring them more publicity, too.
Lisa Simeone at March 31, 2011 7:15 AM
I curse with regularity. It's not a great habit, but better than smoking crack or bookmarking 300 porn sites on my phone. But I agree with the gov't here. If you need to use shit or bitch to advertise your wares, you're doing something really wrong. I despise the "fuck ya'll I'm from texas" shirts, and wouldn't want bitch beer in my store. It's not because I'm prude, it's because it's something a wide segment of the population has a problem with. Part of being in a society is that society deciding what's appropriate and what's not.
momof4 at March 31, 2011 7:19 AM
I don't think the name is very clever, but I want to get this straight. Use of the word "bitch" by a brewery called Flying Dog, on the label of an adult beverage sold in stores catering to adults, is supposed to be offensive?
If your elementary school kid is wandering unsupervised in a liquor store, you probably have bigger problems than a mild curse on a whimsical beer label.
MikeInRealLife at March 31, 2011 8:44 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/03/31/sht_my_governme.html#comment-1984796">comment from MikeInRealLifeMike, you are "InRealLife." More people should be!
Amy Alkon
at March 31, 2011 8:51 AM
What if you're selling dogs?
Granted, calling your newest beer "Raging Bitch" isn't particularly clever. But, as MikeInRealLife pointed out, it is from the Flying Dog Brewery, so there is some logic to it beyond a juvenile "look at me use bad words" perspective.
Conan the Grammarian at March 31, 2011 10:11 AM
Besides, you can already get these amusingly named brews.
http://www.greatclubs.com/beerofthemonthclub/funny-microbrew-names.asp
Conan the Grammarian at March 31, 2011 10:14 AM
I've had a Raging Bitch hangover for about 10 years now....
Lost in Space at March 31, 2011 10:14 AM
Conan, thanks for that link - I've just found BF's birthday present for this year! You rock!
Flynne at March 31, 2011 10:27 AM
Very cool link Conan- I've had many a Buttface Amber. I wonder how the censors feel about "in-heat wheat" and "old-leghumper"!
I was in the gourmet beer section yesterday and I saw a beer aged in bourbon barrels. At $14 a bottle, it was out of my current price range, though.
Eric at March 31, 2011 10:57 AM
Strange, I had Raging Bitch beer at a pub in Old Town Alexandria last summer. Guess that name got past one liquor commission?
ruby at March 31, 2011 12:42 PM
This is good since the bartenders would get tired quick of hearing this exchange:
Customer: "Give me a Raging Bitch".
Barflies (in unison): "Please, take mine."
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at March 31, 2011 1:37 PM
I tend to think we're too touchy about bad words in this country. When I was learning German, we were watching a German series that was basically the German form of the Brady Bunch.
Profanity was used by children, but sparingly. Nothing was bleeped out and it was understood that the kids who used this weren't polite kids. But here in this country, our television pretends that kids don't curse.
As the South Park movie pointed out, we don't seem to have a problem with gratuitous violence on television...but just don't let anyone use naughty words. Which would we rather see? A kid uttering George Carlin's seven or blowing someone's head off?
Patrick at March 31, 2011 2:19 PM
Flying Dog Brewery also offers "Doggie Style" Classic Pale Ale:
http://www.flyingdogales.com/Beer-Doggie-Style.aspx
Snoopy at March 31, 2011 2:48 PM
So do they claim the authority to regulate the brand names of all products sold in the state? I think I'll go there, start a dairy, and market a brand of milk called "Titty Juice".
Cousin Dave at March 31, 2011 4:24 PM
A kid uttering George Carlin's seven or blowing someone's head off?
Posted by: Patrick
Blowing someones head off - All the Saw movies are rated R, but Orgamzo - with almost no swearing, almost no nudity, and no real violence is rated NC-17(X) for those of you young enough to have never heard of that rating
lujlp at March 31, 2011 4:30 PM
"If you need to use shit or bitch to advertise your wares..."
I'm pretty sure they don't need to.
So what's next? A government agency to approve *all* advertising and marketing material? Yeah- that's the ticket. Since all the important problems have obviously been solved (otherwise, why is anybody fussing over this in the first place?), we can get down to managing the details.
Not Sure at March 31, 2011 6:57 PM
In the interest of full disclosure, I made a mistake. Railbender Ale is from Erie Brewing Company, It was near the Flying Dog six packs at Wegmans, and the bottles are exactly the same.
Flying Dog is good beer.
MarkD at March 31, 2011 7:34 PM
A really good beer is Firestone Double Barrel Ale. And it is available in California only. Doesn't a double barrel refer to a shotgun.
Why isn't that banned?
BTW, if someone wants to hook me up with some shipping out of CA -- please let me know. I want a few bottles. It's really good.
Jim P. at March 31, 2011 7:44 PM
I believe Flying Dog successfully petitioned to have their corporate motto read "Good Beer. No Shit." Their right to do so was upheld with the assistance of the ACLU.
@MarkD - totally agree with you. In-Heat Wheat, Gonzo Imperial Porter, Tire Bite Pale Ale - I've never had a bad brew from Flying Dog.
Marc at March 31, 2011 8:03 PM
Mike, here in texas beer is sold in every corner store, convenience store, grocery store, discount store, and gas station. Where so you live that you have to buy it in a liquor store? Does colorado still do that? My 2 year old yells out "dada" every time he sees some bud light. It's about 12 times a day, and that's not in our house.
momof4 at April 1, 2011 11:27 AM
In Colorado, liquor is only sold in liquor stores. You can get 3.2 beer in the grocery store, but that's it.
Still trying to get that law changed, but hey, we just got Sunday sales about a year ago. :D
d at April 1, 2011 3:35 PM
The package stores are fighting the legislature here to prevent the passage of Sunday sales.
That's right - in CT if you want to get your drink on on a Sunday, you'd better buy it the previous day - and before 9 PM.
Everything government touches turns to shit.
brian at April 1, 2011 6:05 PM
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