What a wingnut.

They are out there. And they vote.

His videos are hilarious. His penis-spotting is first rate. His Matrix Architect impersonation fails, though.

Speaking as a Freemason, you have no idea how tired we are of hearing these conspiracy nuts.

http://diaconspiracyfiles.wordpress.com/category/masons/

Apparently, there is a plaque with secret buttons that allow us to communicate with the alien spaceships or something. Or maybe it gives us the key to the secret underground levels.

I'd write more, but my limo is here to take me to the Bilderberg conference.

A few thoughts...

1. I would think the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse would dress himself better.

2. Is it me or does he sound like the Church Lady?

3. Satan is warning me of Satan? That doesn't sound right.

4. The caged phallic penguin is Satanic?

5. What are the chances this guy is a pedophile?

Doesn't it take a truly perverted mind to see all this?

Oh wow. Poe's law?

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law

Maybe? Hopefully? Please?

I think he's authentic, and he's ruined my enjoyment of Edward Current, whose hilarious fake zealotry is nothing compared to this guy's real delusion.

Strange how these types think sexual symbols are evil, even though God himself commanded mankind to go out and fuck.

It's easy to find items that look like genitalia everywhere, because it's a good design. Did they think God would have created our bodies to prevent pregnancy?

Well, it has been said that DIA is hell on earth for passengers traveling through there.

I hadn't heard of Edward Current. Just started watching his videos on YouTube. There goes the rest of my afternoon. lol Thanks, DaveG.

If you want to see some really whacked out theorizing, you need to check out Vigilant Citizen.

My personal favorites are his takes on Lady Gaga and the mass media mind control conspiracy.

Unfortunately, I sometimes start to believe in those ones...

If you're at an airport, you're in a reasonable approximation of hell. The murals should stay.

Whenever I see or hear someone like this, my first thought is: FFS, what must it be like to be married (or in a relationship) with this person?

What I have found, at least through my own observation, is that anyone THIS fixated on phallic symbols is either 1) of a sexual orientation that they don't want to admit or 2) not getting enough....or, actually, both.

I think phallic symbols are rather nice. They remind me of fun :-) I'd like to see more of them!

Determined people can seen phalluses (phalli?) in anything.

I've read articles that described skyscrapers, soda bottles, fountain pens, and even Mr. Clean as phallic symbols.

Knoxville has a building called the Sun Sphere built for the 1982 World’s Fair. The kids refer to it as the Sun Penis.

hey mister, you seem... obsessed. isn't it said that the agents of satan will appear to be defenders of faith? guy needs another hobby.