Do You Think He Drives A Smart Horse And Buggy?
Do you think it has BlueTooth?
CNN reports that an Amish man in Indiana was arrested -- accused of sexting a 12-year-old girl from his smart phone.
Loved the crack I saw on somebody's Facebook page:
"He thought she was 13."
I think I read somewhere that the I thought she was 13 was an actual quote from the guy; for all I know, 13 may be of age for the Amish. I could be mistaken, though.
Robert Evans at June 23, 2011 2:06 AM
Okay, let's pile on. It's important to proclaim loudly that there are no decent people anywhere.
Radwaste at June 23, 2011 2:37 AM
I vividly remember a headline in the local paper from my childhood "Amish Crack Ring Busted." I guess some communities get a little excessive with their rumspringa
Elle at June 23, 2011 4:48 AM
What goes, "Clip-clop, BANG, clip-clop?"
Old RPM Daddy at June 23, 2011 5:04 AM
What goes, "Clip-clop, BANG, clip-clop?"
An Amish drive-by shooting!
Flynne at June 23, 2011 5:29 AM
A win for Flynne!
Old RPM Daddy at June 23, 2011 5:56 AM
"I want you to ride me like an ox on a bad patch of road."
Insufficient Poison at June 23, 2011 6:30 AM
Okay, let's pile on. It's important to proclaim loudly that there are no decent people anywhere.
More accurately, no community is comprised entirely of the virtuous.
Christopher at June 23, 2011 8:15 AM
I thought Amish sexting involved drawing a picture of your genitals...
Eric at June 23, 2011 12:32 PM
There's got to be a sitcom in this somewhere. Amy, you know people in Hollywood--get them working on it.
Rex Little at June 23, 2011 1:10 PM
Right, Rex? It'd be like Harrison Ford in "Witness", only with Anthony Weiner starring, and they could call it "Witless"!
Flynne at June 23, 2011 5:24 PM
The buggy's a hybrid. It's mule powered.
Cousin Dave at June 23, 2011 5:47 PM
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