TSA: They're Too Busy Turning Us Into Sheeple To Catch Anybody
They're very, very busy groping bajillions of boobs and balls daily, and getting Americans used to being violated in the name of "security," so you'll have to forgive the TSA if they miss a guy sneaking onto the plane -- repeatedly -- with bogus documents.

Andrew Blankstein and Howard Blume write in the Los Angeles Times that a "Nigerian American" man, Olajide Oluwaseun Noibi, was able to "pass undetected through security":

The saga began June 24, when Noibi got on the plane at JFK.

Noibi was not on the list of passengers for the flight, which would be mandatory "for each paying passenger on every U.S. domestic flight," wrote Special Agent Kevin R. Hogg in an FBI affidavit. Virgin had no record of Noibi paying for his ticket.

Despite this, he was able to move past two checkpoints -- at the security screening area and at the gate -- with his expired ticket and university ID.

Investigators later determined the boarding pass belonged to a man identified in the affidavit only as "M.D."

The man told authorities he printed his boarding pass at home, folded it up and put it in his back pocket. But when he arrived at JFK after taking the subway, he couldn't find it. He said he did not know Noibi and printed a replacement boarding pass.

When the flight attendant approached Noibi two hours into the twin-jet Airbus A320 flight, Noibi produced a boarding pass for the day before. The attendant alerted Capt. Joseph Groff, who directed her to seek additional identification, according to the affidavit. Noibi initially hesitated but then produced a student ID from the University of Michigan. Noibi attended as an undergraduate student between 2006 and 2008, the college confirmed.

Groff noted that the names did not match, and the crew alerted authorities on the ground.

The crew kept the subject -- who was asleep for much of the flight-- under surveillance, but at no time felt there was any threat to the security of the flight, Condon said.

The five-hour, 23-minute flight landed in Los Angeles at 12:53 a.m. Saturday. Waiting officers let Noibi go after questioning him, and it's unclear how he spent his time in Southern California. But he returned to LAX on Tuesday, passed through security screening and waited for hours at the airport.

Love this bit:

"Waiting officers let Noibi go after questioning him..."

You sneak onto a plane and they give you a wave and an "Enjoy Los Angeles"? But, if you've got a legit ticket to fly to New York to attend a science conference for your work, you'll have to be sexually violated?