Word: "Viral" Isn't Always Good
Probably the worst rap video ever. Via Gawker:
55-Year-Old Casino Exec Releases One of the Worst Rap Videos Ever
By day, Allen Samuels is a popular casino host in Atlantic City. By night? He's A. Samuels, the illest fledgling rapper in the game, son!
Always good to observe that you are not black if you are not, indeed, black.







> you are not black if you are not,
> indeed, black.
One thing I liked about the Obama inauguration was knowing that there'd be no more smarmy jokes from Bill Clinton's supporters that his deep emotional connection to downtrodden voting blocks made him "America's First Black President." (See entry #1, even today.) Instantly, and for the rest of time, there was nothing charming in saying that, no matter how presumably well-intentioned.
Crid [CridComment at gmail] at August 10, 2011 2:08 AM
Ew.I hate all that gang-sign arm-flapping crap anyway, but from a 55-year-old guy? With the heat of a thousand suns! :-D
crella at August 10, 2011 4:59 AM
You know what his being white has absolutely nothing to do with this song/video being so terrible. The beat is pretty cool mind you, and the chorus isn't bad either. But his presentation and the video itself are horrible (and I honestly wonder if that is his voice). That could have Lil' Wayne in that video it still would have been f'n terrible.
Danny at August 10, 2011 8:54 AM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/08/10/word_viral_isnt.html#comment-2413650">comment from DannyI liked the tweet from @rivlax:
Amy Alkon
at August 10, 2011 8:58 AM
Aw, I thought he was kinda cute.
Parpar1836 at August 10, 2011 5:43 PM
Amy Alkon
http://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2011/08/10/word_viral_isnt.html#comment-2414071">comment from Parpar1836Cute in a horrifying way.
Amy Alkon
at August 10, 2011 5:51 PM
It was a success. I think it's the only rap video you've blogged about this year, and it's certainly the only rap video I've watched for many months.
Snoopy at August 10, 2011 7:51 PM
You do know that two of the greatest rap acts of all time are white, yes? This guy isn't lame because he's white. He's lame because he's lame.
franko at August 10, 2011 8:56 PM
Reminds me of some videos I've seen at Bar/Bat Mitzvahs... Similarly cringe-worthy.
Ben David at August 11, 2011 3:29 AM
Have you seen Taylor Swift rap? Made me understand why Kanye yanked the mike out of her hand a couple of years ago. Yo. http://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A0oG7ha1cUhOBEYAUwtXNyoA?ei=UTF-8&p=taylor%20swift%20eminem&fr2=tab-web&fr=yfp-t-701
Gail at August 14, 2011 6:13 PM
Y'all just playa hatin'.
I watched it all the way through and enjoyed it. He's having a fun time with his friends and the rhythm isn't bad at all. I think you're all looking at it as though here's a guy that's trying to break into the billboard charts.
He's just having a lot of fun with a quirky project and that comes through in the performance. And by the way, he's living the life. Don't be hatin'.
whistleDick at August 16, 2011 5:25 PM
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