Cogito Ergo Spud.

(Anyone?)

I think, therefore I yam.

(Tough, tough room.)

That's from a book, "Latin For All Occasions," that my old agent gave me. (By his then-client Henry Beard.)

From the book, I also like "Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!" ("God! Look at the time! My wife will kill me!")

Also, "In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes." ("You have a big piece of spinach on your front teeth.")

Cogito ergo yum...

...I think, therefore, it's time for breakfast.

I saw a frisbee, and I wondered why it was getting bigger, when suddenly it hit me.

My mother started walking five miles a day when she turned 60...she'll be 86 next month and we have no idea where she is.

Eric, that kind of reminds me of the man who stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone...and finally it dawned on him.

Tel-Aviv has got more and more of these motorized scooters - gas and electric:

http://www.2ride.co.il/scooter/

We still have not shaken off all the remnants of socialist bureaucracy - including cycle and car registration - and these babies come in under the minimum regulated motor size. Nice!